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This Place Is A Dumpster Fire
Sometimes thoughts cross my mind and I feel the need to share them. I’m not sorry
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more ominous drawings of Solas! that is what i do
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Playing Karlach romancing Wyll (my first time romancing him) and omg he’s so fucking cute!?!
Why has no one talked about how romantic he is? Sure his dance is a little silly but he literally recites poetry about you when asked what you are.
And his kisses!? The little twirl?! I love him your honor
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The lack of organization in my house has been driving me nuts lately so I bought an over the door hanging basket thing to store snacks in and my daughter called me an almond mom.
Trying to figure out whether I should be offended by this.
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Lucy’s out here throwing her kitty at any guy who shows interest like it’s no big deal and I think that was the moment I was sucked into my own fall out character.
#fallout spoilers#fallout show spoilers#why is she the embodiment of my character lol#lucy my dear I love you#Maximus bless your heart
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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home. The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”
If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese. Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.
#I have never in my life gone to a restaurant and finished my plate#something about eating out saps away my appetite and I get through maybe a few bites and have to take it home#Now I’m worried that if I travel outside of the US that I’ll offend someone by asking for a to go box 🫠
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Solas
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Happy birthday, Brook!
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Dear Solas,
My bff had to make me a breakup playlist. Because of you. Even though you’re fictional? Still listening to it two months later, whatever.
You’re a jerk (ilu). Call me, bye.
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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
#does this guy periodically dip his hands in ice water or something to keep them chill?#how the hell does he keep the chocolate from melting between his fingers??#he must be a witch#fucking chocolate guy
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The Dark Urge Companion AU - Reacting to Astarion's attack
TW: Lotsa blood, Neck Injury
You thought I was going to have a comic about Gale's hand, did you?
Ha. I'll get there. But, you guys have been asking for it. I wanted to do a comic on how the Durge reacts to the player being attacked by Astarion in Act 1.
#oh no I’m getting *invested*#give me all the durge companion pieces#I want to horde them like a dragon
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What if the Dark Urge was a companion?
I love all the companions in Baldur's Gate 3
HOWEVER, I would've loved to see Dark Urge as a companion! Imagine the sweet angst and spicey scenes!!!!
What happens to him if you choose Tav over his origin makes me sad. So, I'm making this a thing!
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It’s about three feet 🦶 🦶 🦶
Bring Me The Boss Hog
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Remembering that time my ex smashed one of my mirrors so I picked up the broken pieces and made a cool wall mural to spite him.
Still one of the coolest decorations I’ve ever made.
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It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.
So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.
So.
The Game.
The following are the rules of The Game:
there is no winning The Game
once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game
the point of The Game is to not think about The Game
if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game
A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.
Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.
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