We absolutely need to do this, it would make everything better, tons more people would play sports, more people would be invested, and we might even attract the Japanese mafia! How fun would that be??
Okay but why don't we just. Make exy real. It would fucking slap let's not lie but the only question is how does one go about making a sport. Are there any super rich aftg fans out there who would like to build me a court and make this happen
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my favorite thing ever is how every main character of a book is disliked by at least one person like there’s people that hate clary fray and richard gansey and kaz brekker but i have NEVER met a person that even remotely disliked neil josten. i think it’s written in the bylaws of the universe somewhere that neil josten was fated to be the most loved fictional character of all time
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Here’s a teaser from one of the books I’m working on, let me know if you want to see more!
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Cresswell: you know, wadsworth when you said magic in the bedroom this isn’t exactly what I imagined
Audrey rose, holding up a playing card: is this your card?
Creswell, whispers: holy shit
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I've been struggling with art block for a week, so I decided to redraw one of my old drawings from 2019~
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"I panted, sprawled on top of Rhys in the snow while he laughed hoarsely. “Don’t,” I snarled into his face, “ever,” I pushed his rock-hard shoulders, talons curving at my fingertips, “use me as bait
again.”
He stopped laughing.
I pushed harder, those nails digging in through his leather. “You said I could be a weapon—teach me to become one. Don’t use me like a pawn. And if being one is part of my work for you, then I’m
done. Done.” Despite the snow, his body was warm beneath me, and I wasn’t sure I’d realized just how much
bigger he was until our bodies were flush—too close. Much, much too close.
Rhys cocked his head, loosening a chunk of snow clinging to his hair. “Fair enough.”
- A Court Of Mist And Fury
find my art.
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Feyre: Prick! I hate you!
Rhysand (in his head): Enemies to lovers slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
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Dad Jokes
Nobody:
Jace: Hey Magnus!
Magnus: *looks over, completely uninterested, draped over Alec's lap.*
Jace: You are the Bane of my existence.
Magnus:
Alec:
Izzy:
Clary:
Simon:
Church:
Jace:
Magnus: No
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Art
Clary: I'm gonna go do some art now
Jace: Im art, do me.
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Our lovely bastards
Raven boys!
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I’m gonna let you guys have fun and decide if this is the BMW or the Pig.
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I’m still not over the the duality of birds when it comes to Ronan’s beautiful gay brain.
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Just listened to a fan made version of The Murder Squash song and now I can’t stop imagining Noah singing it and making his voice all scratchy and weird while head banging in the back seat.
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The Foxes, (maybe after they graduate or Neils sophomore or something), realized they all PULL. And thus began the series of betswho could get the most people to flirt with them.
they end up at a mall for a team outing
it’s dan and nicky that notice and they’re not getting stares because of who they are, but rather what they look like
and the bet is born. they call it “The Fox Pull” Neil isn’t betting, but he’s participating because Matt bet way too much money on him and he doesn’t want to let him down
It’s Broken down like this
Dan: $200
Matt: $150
Allison: $300
Kevin: $300
Neil: $250
Andrew: $50 (that’s just Renee)
Renee: $200
Aaron: $100 “why did you bet on me” “you have my face, youre objectively attractive” “never say that again”
They spilt into pairs (for safety and just incase someone tries to come on too strong)
Group 1: Matt and Nicky. Matt gets three people and has to turn them down gently, but two of them still give him their social media to be friends. Nicky gets four, and takes the numbers and photos with two of them.
Group 2: Dan and Neil. Dan gets five people, as does Neil. Dan chats with some of them for a bit, but after Neil has confirmed that they are in fact hitting on him, he iced them out. If Andrew slides his hand into his back pocket and whispers into his ear after, we’ll, that’s non of our business, is it?
Group 3: Renee and Aaron. Renee gets seven people who she talks to politely. After about ten minutes talking to one, they burst into tears and hugged her. When asked later all she said was “it was someone who needed to hear some truths and to receive a hug” Aaron gets three people, the commotion with Renee steals his spotlight a bit. He doesn’t care, the whole thing makes him a little uncomfortable
Group 4: Kevin and Allison. Kevin gets 10, Allison 9. Together, they make quite the intimidating couple, but there are many brave souls. A few people assume they’re dating. Many recognize Kevin, some Allison. There are many on lookers that seem jealous of other’s ability to actually make a move.
Group 5: Andrew. Yes, just Andrew. Both Neil and Renee offered to go back out with him but he just glared. He’s not out there for long. Twelve people approach him. The Foxes (most at least, two, no so much) are shocked. He gets shy stutterers, bold offers, a couple, people try pickup lines, some one straight up says “i think we should go out” and he stares at them and raises and eyebrow like “and why should i care?”
Renee treats them all to dinner
They try to grill Andrew for his secrets, but he’s characteristically quiet. Neil says “it’s the bad boy appeal”
“you don’t get to talk about the bad boy appeal”
“why not”
“Neil you’re a criminal”
“not anymore”
“i think it’s the emo aesthetic”
“can we please stop talking about my brothers sex appeal? i’m trying to eat”
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Wymack: Kevin for fuck's sake you're going to get carded
Kevin:
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