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being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. it finally feels like coming home. someone who feels like home
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Wine-stained thoughts cloud my mind.
Not able to blot out the deep red hues that occupy the space
I find myself lying down, lost deep in some sort of trance,
feeling, as if I’m trapped in between reality and fiction.
I can no longer comprehend what’s real and what isn’t.
Is this how it’s supposed to happen?
Everything actually working out for me?
I’m sorry I’m just not used to it all, I guess.
I’m used to the crushing defeat that somehow seemed to crawl into my life every time
I try to step outside of my box and do something even remotely close to being remarkable.
It all feels like a dream.
One, that I hope to never wake from.
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.
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Honestly, I don’t need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the bad in me and still wants me.
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Look at you go, I just adore you
,I wish that I knew, What makes you think I’m so special?
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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
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My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me
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This is the golden tiger of outstanding potential. Reblog this to have 2017 be an outstanding year for everyone.
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This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life
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