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Talk to the friendliest pink serpent around! (Definitely will not bite) Also talk to his gentle and kind animal friends: Mr. Sheep Wolf Mr. Walshark Ms. Littlest Lemur Mr. Teddy Fish (Very funny Diane...)
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Baby Snake would look like a precocious memory for the photo albums! Or the fridge.
Shark: He would! ๐
Onsaay: Let's take a photo for the fridge! ๐
Wolf: Should we? I mean, I am not even sure Snake would want to remember this.
Snake: Wrapped around Wolfie gently like a scarf purring. โบ๏ธ
Wolf: But darn is he adorable. ๐ Scatches his head gently.
Joy: Opens the door. Alright, where is-
Snake: Hiding behind Wolf shivering at the sight of Joy. ๐
Joy: Oh wow he is more adorable than I thought he would be. ๐ฆ
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Hey gang!
Snake turned into a baby!
Webs: Wat. ๐
Piranha: Aww! Look at him! ๐
Shark: He is so smoll. Reaches out to hold him.
Snake: ๐จ Hugs around Wolf tightly. Whimpering.
Shark: Don't worry, I won't bite.
Webs: How about the time you ate him?
Shark: I am done with the eating thing, K?
Wolf: Guys, we need to figure out what caused this so we can reverse this. Otherwise we'll lose the Grumpypants we know and love.
Diane: I have a gut feeling either Marmalade or Splaarghon are related to this?
Onsaay: Some side effect of Underlord magic?
Diane: No clue... We need to bring Dr. Doom.
Snake: ๐ข
Diane: I mean Joy! That's her real name! Joy! ๐ณ
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But also, Dโawwww look how cute and small he is, how could anyone find this scary, heโs adorable *holds snake and boop him with my nose*
Snake: Giggles!
Onsaay: How could anyone be afraid of something so small and innocent. ๐
Wolf: No clue.
Diane: Hey, thought I stop over and...
See's baby Snake.
Baby Snake: ๐
Diane: ๐ฅน Who is this?
Wolf: Believe it or not, Snake. ๐ฌ
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๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐SNAKE IS A BABY????!!!! *picks up Snake and cuddles him like mad*
Snake: Purrs. ๐
Onsaay: He is the most PRECIOUS THING EVER!! ๐คฉ
Wolf: Hey! Hey! Gently takes Snake back. Be careful. He could be very fragile.
Snake: Bleeps tongue at Wolf with a smug look.
Wolf: Heh, you are our Snake alright. ๐
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Hey, Nathan, Joy, Pam, and Onsรกร y! (And Milton if he want to join)
Do you guys have baby photos of yourselves?
Nathan: Oh! I do! Here is me as a little baby squid and my parents.
Joy: Wow, either you are incredibly small, or your parents are incredibly big... Here is me in my nest... My mom gave me a unicorn plush... Snake and I have something in common. ๐
Pam: I got none to share...
Diane: You sure? ๐คญ
Pam: ...
Shows a picture of her hugging a big teddy bear.
Diane: Aww... You had the afro then?
Pam: All natural. ๐
Onsaay: Here is me on my royal princess throne. Shows Baby Onsaay happily holding a big scepter while sitting on a cushion on a big throne.
Milton: Hmmm... These ones are special.
You see my mother had to deal with a big storm and had to hide my, as well as my brother and sister's, eggs in a cavern.
A group of brave dinosaurs, who wanted to keep us and their valley safe, made their way to move us.
Here are my pictures as well as a couple of my mother, and one including my siblings. ๐
Everyone: Awwwwww!! ๐ฅน
Pam: Who knew raptors could be so cute. ๐ฅน
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So Wolf is basically a wind-up toy ๐คฃ
Wolf: I am NOT!
Baby Snake: Chomps Wolf's tail and winds it up.
Wolf: Geeeeeeee! ๐ตโ๐ซ
Baby Snake: Stops.
Wolf: Get's down on all fours as tail rotates. Awwwwwwooooooooooooo!
Baby Snake: ๐คฃ
Onsaay: Aww, Wolfie's a big wind up toy. ๐
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Baby snake!!!!
Wolf: I don't know how this happened!!
Onsaay: Holding baby Snake. He is so adorable!
Snake: Purrs cozily in Onsaay's arms.
Wolf: Okay, You have a point. B-but we have to get him back to normal.
Onsaay: I know, but this isn't really bad. He is happy.
Snake: ๐
Wolf: Tail wags at adorableness. ๐ฅน
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Hey Snake-
*sees that he's small/baby*
Wha-?
Snake: ๐ฅบ
Wolf: Sn-snake?
Snake: Waaah!! ๐ญ
Wolf: Uh-uh! It's okay Snake! You're okay! I think.
Onsaay: What is that- ๐คฉ SO ADORABLE!
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((The vote ended with a tie with Space and Beby Snek. Since one of them was gonna be switched to Beby Snek, I'd say Beby Snek wins!))
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Wolf: Hey Snake? Knocks on his door.
You've been in your room all morning, don't tell me you overslept again.
Sniffles could be heard.
Wolf: Snake? Takes a pin out of his pocket to open the locked door. Opens it. Snake!?
A tinsy tiny baby snake is on the bed sniffling.
Wolf: ๐จ
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Joy, what is the list of subjects that you have a doctorate in?
Joy: Biology, Microbiology, Anatomy, Chemistry, I also dabbled and minored in archaeology.
Diane: Woah... ๐ณ
Webs: We can't compete with that. ๐ณ
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(Joy) Are you familiar with the works of Edgar Allan Poe?
Joy: Not really. But I am sure this has something to do with "The Raven". A story where the narrator is tormented by a Raven who keeps saying: "Nevermore".
Webs: The premise sounds comical.
Joy: It really isn't, shows how the lost of his love is driving the narrator to madness, being unable to let go.
Webs: Oh. ๐
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Diane, would you rather have the power to heal/regenerate from any injury or blessed with good luck?
Diane: If I had the first one, then I wouldn't need good luck. I'd be unstoppable. ๐ A super undestructable governor fox!
Snake: I would go for the second... I really REALLY need the fortune.
Diane: Aww, Snake, you are already fortunate. ๐
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What are your favorite ice cream flavors?
Snake: Chocolate fudge.
Wolf: Cookies and Cream.
Webs: Strawberry, yeah, I am the one percent.
Shark: Sea Salt Caramel. ๐
Piranha: TRAIL MIX! ROCKY ROAD! THE CRAZIEST OF FLAVORS!
Onsaay: Honey flavored for me... If they sell it.
Diane: I like that flavor too! I know a local ice cream place that has all kinds of exotic flavors! ๐
The Bad Guys: ๐ฎ
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Milton, are you and stevie friends
Milton: Why yes. Good friends as a matter of fact. ๐
Webs: WHAAAAT!?
Milton: Stevie, or Legs as he is nicknamed, is a excellent indie game programer. He is currently working on a educational game with my image. ๐ He is doing a splendid job.
Legs: Thank you Mr. Milton sir. ๐ฅน
Webs: Dang, my bro has it good. ๐
Congrats Legs.
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Wolf, what would happen if someone pulled your tail?
Wolf: I... Don't know... Let's not find out please. ๐ฌ
Snake: Ah ha! Let's! Yoinks Wolfie's tail!
Wolf: Awwwwoooooo!!! ๐ณ
Snake: Huh... Gently yoinks.
Wolf: Ooooooo...
Snake: Yoinks more!
Wolf: AWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Snake: What yah know, it's like a voice pull string on those old dolls. ๐
Wolf: Let's not tell the others about this please. I don't want my tail becoming a toy. ๐ฌ
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Nathan, are there types of pets on your planet?
Nathan: Many kinds! We have pets with necks long as giraffes, 8-legged cats-
Webs: Eight legged cats? ๐คจ
Mr. Kitty: Meow? ๐ฏ
Nathan: And the most popular pet on our home planet, the Enos. ๐
Snake: Enos?
Nathan: Known to you Earthlings as Xenomorphs.
Snake: ๐ฌ Yeah, if you ask us to come visit, I'll just politely say, no.
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Would you rather: have you or one of your friends turn to gold
Or
Have the governor before Diane run for office again
((Redoing this ask because I totally misread it))
Snake: Well... It depends, could we move as gold?
Webs: The last governor was sooo BAD... But I couldn't give up any of my friends, even if it'll make me rich.
Wolf: Unfortunately, I'd have to go for the latter.
Shark: Sorry Diane. ๐
Snake: I rather deal with a bad governor than lose my family. ๐
Piranha: MAKE ME GOLD! ๐คฉ
Diane: At least Piranha is on my side I guess. ๐คฃ But yeah, I would rather lose my spot than have any of you become gold statues.
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