Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès

i’m so sexy that even life gets hard

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

Both things are mutilating someone 😍

Religious conservatives love talking about trans people “mutilating their genitals” and then go off to circumcise their children without their consent 😇

I seriously couldn't care less if my liked posts were visible for everyone. You already know I'm hot and mentally ill at same parts.

It's called masochism

why do i let people treat me like shit until i cant physically take it anymore

Every Tumblr account nowadays:

i love having followers for being insane online its like my own little cult

Kasparov had once described Polgár as a "circus puppet" and asserted that women chess players should stick to having children. Polgár called the game, "One of the most remarkable moments of my career. Polgár thus became one of the players who have beaten Kasparov. The game was historic as it was the first time in chess history that a female player beat the world's No. 1 player in competitive play.

Hello to my dear followers I'm not dead (yet)

What’s your favorite way to masturbate?

While praying 🙏🧎‍♀️

You cannot be deep anymore because you are suddenly either cringy or edgy.

Fake scenarios let's gooo

I myself asked the cashier to find it 🤘

the most embarrassing moment of the week was going up to the book store cashier and presenting them with the bell jar and my year of rest and relaxation

Fr they never get them 💅

women are god’s most beautiful creations