get him pregnant tuesday

laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

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If I had like Do Whatever The Fuck You Want kind of money, I'd get a huge area of land within a reasonable walking distance from the town, and set up a mock graveyard in there. Fake tombstones with names of people who have never existed, sculptures of weeping angels draped dramatically over grave monuments, a folly in the style of old gothic stone church ruins, the whole nine yards. And then just wait for the goths to show up.

Watch them hang out there, sit on the dilapidated benches, take dramatic pictures of each other, the graves, and each other on the graves, just enjoying themselves and doing their thing, paying no mind to the unassuming, tall, equally abandoned-looking tower at the other end of the graveyard. It's not abandoned. I live there. And I set up this whole splendid little park for them just so I could watch them frolic, just the same as someone would put up a bird feeder on their yard because they wanted to watch birds.

for the past few days i've been redoing the golden cookie reskins that spawn during various seasons. here's business day

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people on tumblr have no right to hate on tiktok. thats literally just your vain obnoxious little brother

You can revive ONE cancelled Netflix Animated Show

getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children

“sir my puppy is lost” little boy I smoked your puppy in a joint. Because it’s really small

today is trans day of fuck

shit fuck damn

they’re doing bi lesbian / trans men lesbian discourse on twitter again and mostly it makes me happy that i’ve cultivated a space here where i do not see the dumb shit people say about bi + trans men lesbians . tumblr is great. love my followers . love bi lesbians and trans men lesbians

transition timeline but literally all that happened so far is I cut my hair and started binding

Always something off about how an artist will spend years and years making a webcomic and then you can just read all of it in like a few hours

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

100 miles north of lake baikal in russia

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish