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undead-coquette · 12 days
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Some story idea: [breaks free and books it into the wilderness]
Me: ...should we follow? Try to recover it, perhaps?
Me, appearing beside me in a bathrobe, sipping tea: Eh. Let it run. If it wants to come back, it will.
The idea: [reappears months later, feral, bearded, covered in twigs and leaves, and wandering around on all fours]
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Water, Earth, Fire, Air... AND BOOMERANG!! tsuyonpu market reopens tomorrow!! And this will be a brand new special print I'll have available!! I'm so excited, drawing this was so challenging but also fun!
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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if i had a nickel every time one of the paladins had to fight their best friend/brother who was under mind control i'd have two nickels
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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Kataang are genuinely so adorable I swear I'll never get the hate.
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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I think it would be really funny if the team gets so sick of Keith and Lance's constant bickering that Allura implements a rule where if they want to fight with each other then they have to leave and go do it in a specific room in the castle that was designated for it so no one else has to listen to them
Lance: I would have had that shot if Keith hadn't tripped me
Keith: I didn't trip you, you backed up into me because you werent paying attention -
Pidge: oooo they're gonna get sent to the tantrum closet if they're not carefullll
Hunk: pidge you have GOT to stop calling it that before it catches on. Please
Shiro: boys, reign it in, we need to run this exercise one more time before we can call it a day
Keith: yeah lance, reign it in
Lance: oh shut the f-
Allura: that's it! Go to the tantrum closet
Hunk: oh- SEE !! God dammit pidge
Pidge: :)
Lance: FINE whatever come on keith
Keith: *rolls his eyes and runs to catch up with lance, already continuing the argument*
Lance: *laughs loudly and says an inaudible comeback*
Keith: *playfully shoves lance away as they exit together*
Shiro: you know, allura, I'm... I'm not convinced that this is really a punishment for them.....
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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I think it would be really funny if the team gets so sick of Keith and Lance's constant bickering that Allura implements a rule where if they want to fight with each other then they have to leave and go do it in a specific room in the castle that was designated for it so no one else has to listen to them
Lance: I would have had that shot if Keith hadn't tripped me
Keith: I didn't trip you, you backed up into me because you werent paying attention -
Pidge: oooo they're gonna get sent to the tantrum closet if they're not carefullll
Hunk: pidge you have GOT to stop calling it that before it catches on. Please
Shiro: boys, reign it in, we need to run this exercise one more time before we can call it a day
Keith: yeah lance, reign it in
Lance: oh shut the f-
Allura: that's it! Go to the tantrum closet
Hunk: oh- SEE !! God dammit pidge
Pidge: :)
Lance: FINE whatever come on keith
Keith: *rolls his eyes and runs to catch up with lance, already continuing the argument*
Lance: *laughs loudly and says an inaudible comeback*
Keith: *playfully shoves lance away as they exit together*
Shiro: you know, allura, I'm... I'm not convinced that this is really a punishment for them.....
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Book 2 au with Zuko and Katara Lee and Huamei
Katara is separated from her friends, and so she's left to travel the earth kingdom on her own. She stumbles across Zuko, who is similarly travelling on his own. They decide that pairing up and travelling together would be best
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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hey guys i kinda did A Thing
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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keith: [sobbing with anger] if only shiro were here.
shiro, standing next to him: bitch tf-
I forced a bot to watch all 8 seasons of Voltron Legendary Defender and then asked it to create its own episode. Here is the first scene. 
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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more twilight au bc im loca
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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Post canon klance save me. Save me post canon klance
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2 Commission Slots Open!
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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Lance: Keith. Keithy! Keithers. Keef. Keet? Keeve. Keep. Keir. Kiki-
Keith, immediately: If you ever call me 'Kiki' again, Allura's gonna have to find a brand new Paladin for Blue.
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Dude I have one.
Lance doesn't know Keith can speak Spanish. Keith grew up in a textex environment, he grew up on Selena, he know all the words to Amor Prohibido.
Keith understands all the bitchy comments Lance says about him under his breath and one day, out of nowhere, on the castleship, Keith snaps and calls him a hijo de puta.
Lance is at first utterly shocked but then outraged and they get into a needlessly big fight. Later that night Lance is like "hey.. so are you like.. fluent-fluent?" And Keith is like "I can understand better than I can speak, but I'm pretty decent " Lance gets very excited and starts casually talking to just Keith in Spanish. He whispers gossip to him and makes sparky remarks and Keith has to keep a straight face. Lance feels a little less homesick and Keith feels a little less alone.
Please this is so beautiful I love it.
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undead-coquette · 12 days
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why is Lance so ":3"
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKER
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undead-coquette · 13 days
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made a lil thing on my sisters ipad
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