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uncle-cool · 11 hours
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uncle-cool · 13 hours
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Another slightly spicy doodle for everyone 💛
Had another long day so this was fun 💛
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uncle-cool · 21 hours
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In AtN -
Harrow: *wailing about Gideon being back, how guilty she is, how Gideon is changed, crying so hard she pukes*
Harrow: (snivelling) You were there all along?
Gideon: Yeah. Had to watch you try to feel up a ghost
Harrow: Get back on that fence.
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uncle-cool · 21 hours
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that fucking royal feast at winterfell haunts me. did they toast to the royal house baratheon? did robert shout out his war stories about taking down a once great dynasty? did ned watch jon snow cheers to the death of his own father? raise a glass to the death of his future, the loss of his identity? would he even notice if he had?
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uncle-cool · 1 day
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Back with Godzilla tweets
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uncle-cool · 1 day
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"Remember when we first met?"
"Yeah... Those were the days."
Happy 60th, Mothra vs Godzilla!
モスラ対ゴジラ60周年
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uncle-cool · 1 day
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‘third wheel other sibling to brother-sister incest’ funniest trope in the world. pouring one out for tyrion lannister and juan borgia
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uncle-cool · 2 days
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Here. What? What’s this? What’s this? Iguro-san, what’s this? Take them. Huh? For me? *nods* Whaaaaat? I’m so happy! I promise you, I’ll treasure them! No need to treasure them. No way. That would be such a waste. It’s fine. If they get ripped… I’ll give you a new pair.
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uncle-cool · 3 days
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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.
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uncle-cool · 3 days
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they don’t know that they’re going to have to hunger games and friend murder their way out of this one. but i do
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uncle-cool · 3 days
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i love dunmeshi so much, once i start drawing characters as little dogs it’s over for me 😔
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uncle-cool · 4 days
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No one show marcille the lord of the rings okay. She wouldn't fucking survive it without being so Aragorn x arwen pilled shed go crazy
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uncle-cool · 4 days
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uncle-cool · 4 days
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The absolute upper limit of what can be considered affordable for a home is 4x your income. Ideally it should be 3x, but 4x is the limit for reasonably stretching your budget.
Using Sacramento as an example, median home price is about $510k, and median household income is about $85,000
That number for Sacramento is 6x, and that's for a middling city with middling employment prospects. So the entire city for almost everyone living there is by definition unaffordable. And that's not as bad as it gets
Let's look at Toronto. Median income is around $91,000, median home price is just over $1,100,000. That's a ratio of 12:1. You would need to be making a quarter of a million dollars just to be able to qualify for a mortgage.
For a home to be affordable, one of two things need to happen: 1) incomes need to rise astronomically overnight or 2) home prices need to crash astronomically overnight
In Sacramento, that means the median income needs to double (to $170k per year), or home prices need to crash by 50%
In Toronto, that means incomes need to quadruple (to $370k per year) or home prices need to crash about 75%
This is how bad the housing crisis is. I don't think people truly understand the gravity of how bad it is. Home prices should not be this high. Incomes should not be this low. Look back 100 years and you won't find a time when affordability was this bad for everyone everywhere. Things must change
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uncle-cool · 4 days
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I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or maybe they take after the trainer who raised them (who may or may not have an intimidating look to them)
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uncle-cool · 5 days
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Fuckin pounces at u
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uncle-cool · 5 days
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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave
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