Is this meme dead yet? Either way, very happy he got his infamous Lucky Flannel back. @markiplier

I get more motivated by the phrase “Fuck it” than any other motivational phrase

Today was shity

So its my birthday and most of my friends were like its her birthday but didn't even say happy birthday but get upset if I forget their aunt's grandma's dogs friends cats birthday. So yeah. Great way to turn 17

Taylor Swift doesn’t appear to be very good at shaking it off

It’s been five years and 9 months since the rumour has it/someone like you mashup and I’m still shook

they got mad

Wow. People these days.

what century are we in

We used to read things on scrolls. Now we scroll to read things.

A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé.

A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being.

It is not the same thing.

“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

A werewolf that doesn’t know he’s a werewolf would be an unawarewolf.

Yas. Everyone does. It's soooo cute!!!!

You need fluffy sleepy puppy on your dash

Really people

When I hear about shootings and riots I think to myself- why do we have to do this? 50 people died in the Orlando shooting and my heart goes out to those who lost loved ones, lived by where it all happened, who had to endure that pain. I also feel sorry for those families that were related to those who did this. They have to deal with this and they feel pain too. What do you think a child’s mother thinks when they see their child on TV arrested for murder? What about those people’s families? It’s heartbreaking and then the families blame themselves. We need to stop killing eachother. We were born to love. Not to hate. Not to kill.

I am a lost boy from Neverland.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

To all you experimenting drugs users out there

Please. Please. Please. Stay away from heroin and meth. Please.

Don’t say “I just wanna try it once, I can control myself.” Don’t say it.

Just please don’t ever do those two drugs. Please.