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made a couple of posts about Astarion being hilarious gremlin but never made a collection of Gale's silly talks?? I should've fixed it
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Raphael, charmingly mysterious: There is a stage, down in the dark upon which a great drama has suspended itself in time. Its actors dwell there still, mired in the languor of their long-tired scenes
Jack'ed, understanding nothing that was just said: I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS, DEVIL MAN 😀
#lmao#the fact there was a persuasion check to tell him 'bro i don't understand a word you're saying can you repeat with simpler words pls'#and he actually speaks normally afterwards lmao#bg3
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（I forgot to draw 🦙 ear but I’m too lazy to fix it )
Some doodles for my friends
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This is amazing looool
Banned for devil propaganda porn..... The lesser of his sins, yet the one that offends me the most for some reason 😭😭😭
He needs to be sent to horny jail, but that's what the House of Hope is already zksknsjskz
We went through an emotional journey in Shar's Gauntlet.
So we discovered that the rats were seemingly leading us somewhere.
We followed them to a Special Place (the pit of infinite rat doom).
Then the rats are actually a dude turned into rats.
We kill him.
We interrogate his dead body.
"Who turned you into rats?"
"Raphael."
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We went through an emotional journey in Shar's Gauntlet.
So we discovered that the rats were seemingly leading us somewhere.
We followed them to a Special Place (the pit of infinite rat doom).
Then the rats are actually a dude turned into rats.
We kill him.
We interrogate his dead body.
"Who turned you into rats?"
"Raphael."
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#i've reached the point where whenever i open a note i expect to read some raphael ref#the dude's behind so much shit or is that just me????#katua plays bg3#bg3 spoilers
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The band project is doing well btw
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Friend: oh yeah, to pass this trial, it helps to use sneak mode
Me: OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAFF!
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I want to give The Crown of Karsus to Raphael in the same way I wish to supply a toddler with a glue gun and scissors.
Impress me, little devil.
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Ok so I got my answer...
He just asks you to work for free making it seems he's doing YOU a favour then barges in at night off screen to talk with Astarion lmao
The audacity of this bitch
Does someone know in act 2 if Astarion is at camp if it's possible to run into Raphael, tell him "brb" and bring him Astarion?
I want to do the Astarion quest but I'm not using him and not fancying the idea of carrying him around for god knows how long until Raphael decides to jumpscare me.
I already missed the chance to have them meet at Last Light Inn (this one's on me).
On another note I'm kind of curious if you can dodge the event entirely or if Raphael forces you into another deal since iirc it has story ramifications that go beyond Astarion... Everyone's already more or less dead in this file, so I'm fine either way.
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this doodle popped off on twitter for some reason
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Does someone know in act 2 if Astarion is at camp if it's possible to run into Raphael, tell him "brb" and bring him Astarion?
I want to do the Astarion quest but I'm not using him and not fancying the idea of carrying him around for god knows how long until Raphael decides to jumpscare me.
I already missed the chance to have them meet at Last Light Inn (this one's on me).
On another note I'm kind of curious if you can dodge the event entirely or if Raphael forces you into another deal since iirc it has story ramifications that go beyond Astarion... Everyone's already more or less dead in this file, so I'm fine either way.
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Also I had some Bard interactions available with Raphael this time around, sadly not of the bullying type... He was thoroughly unimpressed by my "I have many talents you wouldn't suspect" claims lmao
Bard is so fun though, you either kill people with words or they just stay there in silence, thinking you're the dumbest person alive
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Gale, 0.5 second after we reluctantly had to kill EVERYONE in Last Light Inn, including the Tieflings and the cat: damn, watching you covered in blood makes me horny ngl
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