i hate you

I'm sorry but your friend's birthday art pales in comparison to what you drew her because once you get past the shiny lighting it's so plain and cliché? The composition and the anatomy looks awkward and out of all the things she could have drawn you she draws you a human...? Does she even follow your blog...?

How many bees are currently buzzing around up in your asshole, anon? 

First of all, what the fuck, why are you comparing my stuff to something that a friend gave me? IT’S A GIFT. A  G I F T

Secondly, I’ve known them for almost ten years. I’ve known them since I was in middle school. That means I talk to them outside of tumblr and I share things with them that I don’t share with you, chucklehead! There’s a lot of art that you will never ever see that they have, and this character in particular is very, very important to me!! So not only is this gift amazing and well done, but it’s also very thoughtful of them, and speaks of a kind and caring person that you won’t get the chance to know because you’re a fucking over-salted almond. 

(also see how I used them? you didn’t even check out their blog to see what pronouns they used before you decided to be a giant bee filled jerk)

HOW MANY BEES ANON. HOW MANY BEES. 

AHHHH! I got to see the lines develop and I was SO ESSITED to see it with coor., Great job, Larry!

Collab with Cosmicdanger! Their lines, and mah colors. JFC I’m so happy we got to do this, i hadnt slightest idea what you were going to draw and my heart almost stopped when I saw the lineart. You are awesome and it’s been so much fun coloring it, hope I did justice to your A+ line skills bruh

i live for fics where Ratchet (and other medics) are way stronger than they appear to be 

quality blog vs. shitposter

quality blog: libra, capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius

shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio

quality shitposter: pisces

swerverine

I see the heights of the DJD members occasionally mixed up and I don’t think I ever saw this posted here so I thought it might be handy to have as a reference. Here’s a link to Milne’s original tweet for those interested; it’s pretty cool we have an accurate chart of them when it can be so difficult to guess scale otherwise.

   I’ve been into ‘weird shit’ and been bullied for it, too.

   I am gay, in a gay marriage, and have caught shit for that, too.

   None of my criticism toward your post came from being frustrated for your preferences or your orientation and it is disingenuous as fuck to act as if that is the case.

   I don’t think that standing up for people who have been bullied or treated cruelly for the their sexual preferences or kinks is the same thing as claiming certain people have invented the use of kinks within certain fandoms.

   I think that it is silly and petty as fuck to say that certain people invented the use of vore in the TF fandom and to say that people not crediting them are stealing their ideas. I am not saying that people into vore are not given shit; I’m saying it’s ridiculous to point to any one person as the originator of vore in a given fandom and shit on other spontaneous occurrences of vore within that fandom as theft of ideas and lack of credit…..”champ”.

Credits for ideas are nice too, yes?

It seems that valve vore has gotten popular with the nickname of “valve spelunking”. The person who brought this kink back to the surface was siderealv, and the first recorded instance of this kink in TF...

you’re a class act but hoooooonestly

fuck the idea you have to apologize for using a common porn trope and using a cute nickname for it

sry but like....nobody’s running around screaming they ain’t getting credit for bringing bukake to the surface of the TF fandom. or for bringing bondage to the surface of the TF fandom. or w/e because frankly that’d be some ridiculous ass shit.

also baiku bb i noticed u said “back to the surface” Y DON’T U CREDIT THE OGS OF TF VORE HMMM? I AM SO SO “GENUINELY” OFFENDED :-(

Credits for ideas are nice too, yes?

It seems that valve vore has gotten popular with the nickname of “valve spelunking”. The person who brought this kink back to the surface was siderealv, and the first recorded instance of this kink in TF action was by gunthatshootsennui

Like I know it’s exciting and all, to find new thing and start doing stuff but I know from experience it’s disheartening to be forgotten.

lol omg 

“HOW DARE PPLS NOT CREDIT MY FRIENDS FOR REUSING COMMON-ASS PORN TROPES IN A FANDOM.”

Credits for ideas are nice too, yes?

It seems that valve vore has gotten popular with the nickname of “valve spelunking”. The person who brought this kink back to the surface was siderealv, and the first recorded instance of this kink in TF action was by gunthatshootsennui

Like I know it’s exciting and all, to find new thing and start doing stuff but I know from experience it’s disheartening to be forgotten.

“which one of ya’s wouldn’t kill me” is a great primary concern when you are trying to think of which giant robot war machine you’d like to meet

#14

14. If you could meet any character from any show, who would it be?

Dayum… that’s an excellent question.

I’ll go with Rung. He sounds like prime ‘giant robot that will almost 99% sure not kill me and would be ok with striking a conversation’ material.

And maybe he’d let me help with the miniatures. Win/win

my first shout-out n it about me being a fucking horrible demon thx

so i was talking about this with uglylittledumpster earlier– a mech gets their spike removed/has a mod that allows them to detach it, and gets fucked in the empty spike housing.

imagine if like every so often, Soundwave lures Starscream around the ship/base/whatever and they always end up at a waste disposal site and Starscream’s like “why are were here Soundwave” and Soundwave just goes “it’s my turn to take out the trash” and they squabble like children while Soundwave tries to shove Starscream headfirst into the bin/compactor thingy and Megatron has to come seperate them

BEAAAAAAAAAN

recolored some old TFOC lineart for kicks u3u

dunno if you know but my baby is the best baby

I am so #blessed to rp with you and your whores

uwu my terrible robot child

i’m aiming for that Best Lady Ever To Be Wifed Up 2015 award.

*VIBRATES* i haven’t been to a convention in years, and now i’m gonna get to go to TFCON2015 ahhhhhhh