turtleneck-crowley
Aziraphale’s Bitch
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i know it's been said a million times but i still find it so fucking funny that shax told aziraphale that he isn't crowley's type. girl crowley's type is "aziraphale." not even nerds or bookshop owners or angels, it is ONLY aziraphale.
and that makes aziraphale's reaction so much funnier because he KNOWS she's bluffing. it's SO obvious. like he's oblivious, but he's not THAT oblivious. he's literally like the only person crowley has ever willingly hung out with. like nice try but that's the worst bluff ever, i thought you were supposed to be good at this.
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This playlist of mine is pretty awesome :3
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I could only dream of being her 🥹🥹🥹
@nastasya--filippovna you love me so much you’re seeing things 😂😂♥️
im back, darling!~
youre having a tough time, arent you?
isn't my personality a bit two-faced?
people say im coded like a specific side...
but i suppose you're staring at me like: "Where'd U Come From?"
*winks* i must flee, just like the devil i follow!
farewell!
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two-faced, side, where'd you come from, the devil
It's @turtleneck-crowley!
I don't know I'm just saying names now!
I'm literally HER!
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It’s not me but this embodies me as a whole and yisss I’m a snake :3
anyways whats youre favorite animal
personally im a snake person
my favorite characters happen to be snakes!
janus sanders, crowley, loki, well fuck
what is it with my fascination that happen to be gay as fuck
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@turtleneck-crowley enough games okay. I know it's YOU!!!!
I love bears and pandas and rabbits and cats and fluffy doggies and such like. You get the gist ;P
~space. <3
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Limb envy is real
I swear a lot of us here are meant to be played by David Tennant. Like, if you were David Tennant shaped you would literally have your own fandom hyperfixating on your life and analyzing your every arc rn
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Wait what convo are yall on :3 who am I ??? :D
you keep missing the mark!
try again!
i think my snake's looking a little yellow, yknow?
i think he's a viper
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I MISSED
@glitterypin @shadesofecclescakes & @ivankaramazov07
ya'all better not be pulling my leg.
Wait
a
minute
@shadesofecclescakes dearie? IS THAT YOU!!!!!!
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I love this headcanon to bits 😂
“I’m so full of love I could barely eat”
-Work Song, Hozier
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Another Life, Another Love
With infinite time and infinite space
All that's possible will somewhere take place
In an endless void, as scientists said
There must be a world where you could have stayed
Saturn please send your halo down to me
Knowledge of this heaven will set me free
Out in the cosmos, I am with my love
You're there as I look to the stars above
And I would love you to the moon and back
I would love you past the orbit of Mars
And to the planets circling other stars
Though here and now, your love is what I lack,
Somewhere in the night sky, we have it all
And we have the love that makes angels fall
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Love this so much 🥹
once i looked up
at the sky
i asked myself
why is it so beautiful?
why does it inspire me so?
the sky inspires me because
she is full of potential
she is so vast and infinite
anything can happen out there
the sky inspires me because
he is mysterious and dark
he is elegant and secretive
anything could be out there
the sky inspires me because
no matter how much you can see
there is always something greater
no matter how much you know
there is always more
the sky inspires me
- ☀
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This is so fucking beautiful you’ve described what I’ve struggled with for ages with such immaculate language 👌🏻✨🌈
the real me is
an alien, nameless, inexplicable concept of a thing
that does not operate on human terms, does not think with human thoughts
the real me is
a blank slate
the me you see is
a stolen face with stolen thoughts
carefully crafted from my favourite parts of humanity
the me you see is
a character to play
i stole every part of me
and built myself out of the gold in everyone else’s pans
i took my favourite traits from others
and i built myself a patchwork personality of stolen gold
i was always a blank slate, so i made myself a glowing golden patchwork god to play as
method acting, so thorough
that i have slowly become the character i play
the blank slate, painted over with the stolen gold
i am a fictional character, and that’s fine with me
i am the patchwork god, made of stolen gold
lol can you tell i have autism
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How are conservative Christians judging the community ✨🌈like their leader is a nonbinary he/him aro/ace liberal?????
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Other fathers ⚫️⚫️
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Glasses off
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Azicrow saving first borns from the Egyptian plague death angels 🥹
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