for some reason even just being on this blog feels like home
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hey guess what. one of my shitty fantrolls is gonna be canon
time to reinstall my funny bone so i can win me some good fuckin cash AND make one of my shitty fantrolls canon
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i shoulda been born rich cause ive got the demeanor of a sugar daddy
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hi my names dave strider and IM DYING
send ur money to keep me alive to
[email protected] and i swear it 100% goes to keepin me alive and not egregiously spendin it on john
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A Friendly Reminder
- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
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whoop there it is
that signature ‘im a fucking gay ass mess’ dave strider flirting technique of droppin that shit taped to a goddamn anvil
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tag yourself im 5
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that feel when ya get into a shift and ya start doin shit like ya did in your tl
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oh shit we got a dave shift fam
sound them alarms
call the popo its bouta get angsty and needlessly ironic all up and in here
we gonna crack open a cold one with the enbys and probably die while rantin bout john
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i dont say this much about straight adult men who i have never said a word to, but i trust john mulaney
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the worst possible thing just happened to me.
I had like……..a strip of fancy deli meat? out on the counter? and left the kitchen for one minute, ONE MINUTE.
excuse me while I emotionally render what I saw upon returning
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can town is closed 2day for some contemplation
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ho shit whaddup fam
ya boi lives
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I always find it strange when people ain’t as utterly neutral as I am about sensitive topics. I mean I get it, I’ve got trauma comin out my ass, but I’m so numb to it all at this point that I don’t give a right shit what people like or enjoy in fiction. You do you, fam.
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LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏
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