Why is Tumblr showing me Mads Mikkelsen and Anime Mads Mikkelsen

They're going crazy on LinkedIn

Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

once i saw an argument break out in a gay bar over whether scar from the lion king is gay or bisexual so never let your romanticized view of Offline tell you that argument wouldn't happen in a real life gay bar. It Could.

i love estrogen gel because the existence of "the slime that turns you into a girl" sounds like a fetish you'd find on deviantart but it's a real thing

you ever think about how toasters love bread but hate toast

*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.