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so i’m writing a tabletop game
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The Yemenis had warned of a major escalation if the siege of Gaza isn't lifted and here it is: Israeli ships are prohibited from travelling through the entire Indian Ocean
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ACT UP contingent at a >50,000-strong protest for Palestinian liberation in New York, 2 March 24
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St. Denis, Nuremberg Chronicle, 1493
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Pirlouit experienced unimaginable torment at breakfast this morning.
The worst kind of bullying a donkey can go through. Someone tried to steal his hay.
(It's hard to take photos of Pan mid-crime because he is so fast. He's a shadow. A dream.)
(Or rather, a donkey's worst nightmare.)
To be fair, Pandolf clearly wasn't trying to steal anyone's hay. He wanted to kiss Pirlouit's cheek (he learnt this from Poldine), and was only going to do it once, but then Pirlouit freaked out at this blatant attempt to steal his mouthful of hay, and Pandolf thought Pirlouit's reaction was very funny, so he did it again five hundred times. (It gets funnier every time)
Are we having fun, Pirlouit?
If Pirou looks dirty it's because he rolled around in the mud first thing this morning. It was soft and refreshing and lovely, he thought this Tuesday was starting in a most auspicious manner.
But then Pandolf tried to steal his hay.
Eventually, Pampelune the Llamatriarch intervened, full of majestic authority.
I took Pandolf with me to lock him in the barn for a bit and let his friends eat in peace—but when I turned around I saw Pampe spit on Pirlouit to ban him from the communal pile of hay!
Pirlouit looked simply crushed under this avalanche of injustice.
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One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that
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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"
We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines
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My own TikTok that somehow blew up like how my house blew up
HOW DO I CHANGE MY NAME ON THIS APP
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Turns out Lost Carcosa had a revolution in the early 20th century, so what you've actually summoned is the Democratically Elected Committee In Yellow
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Portrait sur le vif, aquarelle, crayon, stylo bic
Août 2023 — Zouabar
#Thanks to my boyfriend for agreeing to pause our drag race episode and sit still#just so I could capture the pretty light lmao#he's so patient with me#my art
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