I love Katy Perry this page makes me think you are secretly Taylor Swift or some shit :P but I'm confused do you hate Katy?

i love katy so i hate her, you see?

what if katy offered in sacrifice to satan kitty purry?? whe haven't seen her in a while :/

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

the purple hair lasted like 3 seconds

yeah, just like krusty

miley and katy having hallucinations

I summon THEE, GRAMMYS GOD

super bowl sharks are the new "lana del rey spinning on SNL"

How can I send u a message?? :/

you just did...?

GOD IS AMONG US

She appear in a giant tiger

I was waiting for the vagina pop the whole time... #sad

actually i'm very excited to find out how will katy's entrance at the halftime show be. my guess is she'll pop her microphone out of her vagina. #revolutionary #girlpower

I'm way more exited for the superbowl jokes than the show woops

everything is fine as long as the show isn't a joke by itself amirite????

How I can trust this is not Katy? -.- Angela is this you??????¿¿¿

of course i’m not angela, she has a fucking baby to take care of. i don’t have a baby and you know who doesn’t have a baby? david, yea. use that information as you want…… #mystery #buyhudsonmusiconitunes

For those of us who love Katy, does it worry anyone else about the timing of John's return. Kind of calculated to get as much exposure as he can since his media attention wasn't too favorable as of late. Katy finally seemed to be getting happy and I fear she will get hurt again by Mayer after he uses her. Just my op tho

I think they're both grown ups who are fully prepared to take care of themselves??? idk honestly I don't care, I'm never against people getting laid

your blog never ceases to make me laugh! definitely one of my favorites! :)

thank u pls vote for me at the oscars

that marijuana thing is a joke, right? katy would never do drugs, she already said that in some interviews.

yes, it's a joke. you can rest now.

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