Jonathan, between meals probably: “Are you sure I’m meant to eat an entire garlic bulb as a palate cleanser?”
The locals, sweating, trying their best to low-key vampire-proof this boy: “Yes. Absolutely. Very traditional.”
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Now that it's been a full week...(and anyone who reblogs this is my new best friend!)
@userlaylivia @haventdecidedyet @francesderwent @not sure who else to tag but i hope you'll vote!
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It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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still can’t get over how the anticipation in the buildup to this album was all “did he cheat on her” “did he resent her fame” “was he so obsessively private she felt like she had to disappear” and then the album came out and Taylor said, over and over, “he said he was going to marry me and then he didn’t.”
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
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16yo Hannah would have been absolutely horrified and drowned in a self-introspective spiral if she'd heard Guilty as Sin? at the time
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“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.
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just realized I have like ~4 weeks left of just the youngest at home before he goes to school in the fall
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My head canon is that But Daddy I Love Him is the perfect Rory-Jess soundtrack
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