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Troy and Abed would hear some crisis being declared an "everyone for themselves" situation, and immediately conclude that "themselves" in their case meant the two of them as a unit, no other way no matter what
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“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.
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Underrated line from Santa Clarita Diet is Eric telling the corpse of his shitty stepfather "Well. You were right about one thing. I won't be having sex in your lifetime."
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Leslie really said this woman I met a second ago is now my best friend and I am in love but she is a straight so I will just yearn openly throughout our friendship even though she doesn't feel the same and I don't expect anything from her. Except, turns out years later she figured out that she is a lesbian but I am now in a committed relationship with a great guy and she is moving away so its too late to do anything except say "i love you" with a hidden but open meaning as she drives away to her new life with a man she does not love the way that I hope she loved me.
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SCHITT’S CREEK CELEBRATION
six characters | stevie budd
I wish I wasn’t watching it all happen from behind the desk. You know? It feels like everyone’s growing up all around me.
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I think the community movie should open w troy and abed with their faces right in the camera, looking right at the audience. they're older and different but still the same in many ways. the very first line of the movie is their signature catchphrase, "troy and abed in a moovviieeeeee!" (the audience goes wild.)
they take a step back and abed goes "yeah, i think we got it." the rest of the cold open is them filming (or showing) a movie they made, which foreshadows the rest of this movie ofc, until jeff walks in and tells them off for still being weird/loud/etc. they just shrug and he rolls his eyes and leaves. troy and abed have one more little quip and then
roll opening sequence
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@sitcomsgirI or like  
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I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s a job. If jobs were fun, they wouldn’t pay us to do it. But occasionally there were moments that weren’t so bad. And for whatever reason, those are the only things I can remember right now. You know, most jobs suck 99% of the time. So you really… really gotta enjoy those moments that don’t.
Those bits of fun you have during downtime. Or an interesting conversation with a coworker. Or something happens that you can laugh about later. Or you do something that you’re actually proud of. If you’re lucky, maybe you even get to be friends with a coworker or two along the way. Not sure what else you could want in a job.
At any rate, thank you for shopping with us. Cloud 9 is now closed.
SUPERSTORE (2015-2021) 1.01 Pilot | 6.14, 6.15 Perfect Store, All Sales Final 
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diagnosed with sitcom men brainrot
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pilot vs. finale
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Smitten Kittens
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i love sitcoms, even the "bad" ones, even the ones that get worse as it goes on, i just love them. i love all of the long running jokes, the slow burn romances, the impossible situations, the meaningless drama, i love having something comforting to watch. they make me so happy.
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Watching a new sitcom is just “oh so that’s where that meme comes from”
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dina eating the half-microwaved (but mostly raw) chicken despite being a vegan AND a bird mother just to help amy is, i think, the most powerful depiction of selfless love in all of television
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Breakups are hard for anyone. I took it as an opportunity to grow. Not physically, of course, because I can’t reach the top shelves in my apartment. Tariq used to get the plates.
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 2.01 • Development Day
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That Early Stage Of Slowburn Ships Am I Right Or Am I Right? 
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THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020) S03E04 | Jeremy Bearimy
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