Troy and Abed would hear some crisis being declared an "everyone for themselves" situation, and immediately conclude that "themselves" in their case meant the two of them as a unit, no other way no matter what
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“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.
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Underrated line from Santa Clarita Diet is Eric telling the corpse of his shitty stepfather "Well. You were right about one thing. I won't be having sex in your lifetime."
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Leslie really said this woman I met a second ago is now my best friend and I am in love but she is a straight so I will just yearn openly throughout our friendship even though she doesn't feel the same and I don't expect anything from her. Except, turns out years later she figured out that she is a lesbian but I am now in a committed relationship with a great guy and she is moving away so its too late to do anything except say "i love you" with a hidden but open meaning as she drives away to her new life with a man she does not love the way that I hope she loved me.
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I think the community movie should open w troy and abed with their faces right in the camera, looking right at the audience. they're older and different but still the same in many ways. the very first line of the movie is their signature catchphrase, "troy and abed in a moovviieeeeee!" (the audience goes wild.)
they take a step back and abed goes "yeah, i think we got it." the rest of the cold open is them filming (or showing) a movie they made, which foreshadows the rest of this movie ofc, until jeff walks in and tells them off for still being weird/loud/etc. they just shrug and he rolls his eyes and leaves. troy and abed have one more little quip and then
roll opening sequence
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diagnosed with sitcom men brainrot
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pilot vs. finale
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i love sitcoms, even the "bad" ones, even the ones that get worse as it goes on, i just love them. i love all of the long running jokes, the slow burn romances, the impossible situations, the meaningless drama, i love having something comforting to watch. they make me so happy.
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Watching a new sitcom is just “oh so that’s where that meme comes from”
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dina eating the half-microwaved (but mostly raw) chicken despite being a vegan AND a bird mother just to help amy is, i think, the most powerful depiction of selfless love in all of television
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Breakups are hard for anyone. I took it as an opportunity to grow. Not physically, of course, because I can’t reach the top shelves in my apartment. Tariq used to get the plates.
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
2.01 • Development Day
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THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020)
S03E04 | Jeremy Bearimy
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