Larry Vs Zarry and more rants

Okay this is a rant that no one asked for but no one in my social circle cares enough about this to hear me out so tumblr will be a decent substitute.

I hate larries. First they try to make everything about Larry like it is so far fetch but they are gripping onto that theory tight. They are so blind and so adamant and anything that debunks any of their theory sets them off. The entire Larry fandom is so toxic that they even affected harry and Louis’s friendship. To be very honest I never liked Louis because he craved so much attention especially in the early days. He probably saw that many fans were invested in Larry and decided to add fuel to the fire by doing stuff purposefully on cameras. It’s so ridiculous. He even admitted himself that he was insecure about being obselete when he left the band as it is pretty evident that the more popular members of the band did not include him. He wanted to be relevant and did this by hopping onto the Larry BS. After it got out of control and compromised their actual friendship and even his relationship with his gf then did he start denying all the Larry theories. Louis was just milking it. Did y’all noticed how harry ignored Louis the last 2 years in the band? They barely even talked. Y’all say its the management but y’all watch too much tv man. Those things don’t happen in real life to such an extreme level because that’s not humane and they know that they can get into a lot of trouble doing that. They won’t go so far by not allowing them to talk H doesn’t even glance at Louis. Y’all keep saying that Louis’s backhanded comments are sassy well they aren’t they are just straight up rude y’all clearly don’t know the difference. Watch drag race and see how sassy is done. Sassy is being witty but if u say the ‘joke’ again and again it’s just being mean bro. Anyways I’m not here to define what sassy is. H did not deserve all those comments in the early days especially the ones about his mum it’s not appropriate at all. If u notice, Z never participated in the ‘hot mum’ convo and stopped teasing H’s voice after doing some impressions of harry in 2011. Harry was just tolerant and a nice human so he didn’t do much about it. Of course as he got older he knew he didn’t have to put up with the bs Louis gives him and started to take matters into his own hands.

Not to go off on Louis I’m sure he is an decent human privately but whatever I see on camera I dislike. His fans are also delusional. Since I’m alr going off on Louis might as well say everything. The main reason why Louis fights to stay relevant was his limited vocal skills. He has a nice tone to his voice I admit. I quite like it. But it’s just so unreliable. I laugh everytime I see a Louis singing like an angel compilation appearing on my ig because even in those clips he was off tune. Imagine his normal live performances. Idk maybe I just have a more sensitive musical ear because of my musical background but literally almost everytime he sings it’s bad. His fans keep complaining about how he never really got many parts in songs during 1D and most were given to H and Z and even Liam. He prob would be given more parts if he sang with technique and consistency as good as Mitch grassi( who has a similar temperament to Louis) but he doesn’t. He has a shit range I prob have a wider range than he does (and I mean the lower range as well); he has shit technique as you can see his voice get more hoarse as time goes on as he pushes too hard for the notes and often strains to hit the notes; bad at runs and the one time he was given a run in a song he screws up during almost all live shows or doesn’t even sing the runs; often off tune like so off he literally has 3 lines and can’t stay on key I can continue you know. Of course I can understand if you’re insecure. (Maybe stop wasting time on fuelling Larry and practice ur technique? Attend vocal lessons?) you want to prove me otherwise? U can watch the live performance after he went solo. Lmao with no one to hide behind and singing with another inconsistent singer (bebe rexha no hate tho I love her songs but she has problems singing live sometimes) the performance was an utter mess. Okay enough with Louis talking abt him is hurting my brain.

The thing I like about the zarry fandom is that they’re so Low key and very patient and friendly. They are always trying to find new content to share and keeps to fandom only. They know that if Z and H knew about such speculations and theories we made, their dynamic may change as well So zarries keeps it to themselves and RESPECTS THEIR PRIVACY. That’s why we Low key panicked when the articles about harry being the inspiration behind fingers came out. You can support your fandom, you can come up with your theories but if you start going off on other fandoms randomly, you are being defensive for nothing. When larries say “I’m just sharing my opinion” but goes off at other fandoms for sharing their’s isn’t that hypocritical? I don’t know why these minute feuds happen there are more significant things happening don’t y’all have homework and exams to deal with? Why do you have to defend them so strongly? Sorry sweetie they don’t know who you are probably never will.

Now the actual ships. Larry were clearly best buddies in the early days. Zarry (maybe not as bff as Larry )but they were very comfortable around each other and were very close ( they slept in the same bed and cuddled during an interview like full on nuzzle into neck Shit) but if u see the interview when the boys were asked to identify who the food thief is, the boys were outing Harry being a food thief but Louis of course had to say some cheesy thing about how he can take his food. Liam was like but the other day you said... CLEARLY Louis had complained about Harry stealing food but once again he was MILKING LARRY. Have you seen Harry say anything like that to Louis? No not really. Maybe said he was funny once or sth. With Zayn, yes many occasions. Saying he is intelligent, funny, pretty, missing his eyes when the question was not even for him???? The list can go on. All Harry had done was deny the Larry rumours again and again and again. Zayn even stepped in multiple times to deny the rumours as well. I mean man watch zarrydocumentary, mah edats or any zarry channles and the Miami incident omg that was so compelling. The eating disorder era and harry not saying weigh like asfghjk y’all won’t know till y’all watch the vids man. Okay I shall end this off with I hope ig stop showing me Louis/ Larry content cos just because I like Harry doesn’t mean I like any of those two things. Everytime I see it, it’s just pisses me off. If u even read this u have gained nothing from this.

Have a great day. :)

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#alec you had one job

Malec Parenting: The Tooth Fairy

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It was not long after adopting Rafe that he lost his first tooth. The whole two weeks while it had been wiggling about Magnus fed stories to Rafe about the tooth fairy and how the fairy would come at night and replace the tooth with money. It might have been a bit too much hype, but Magnus didn’t care, he wanted his son to be ready for the tooth fairy.

Finally the day arrived. Rafe was watching TV with Max while they waited for dinner to be finished and was twisting and pushing and pulling his tooth around. Suddenly there was a small POP! Max looked up at his older brother and screamed. “Papa! Papa!”

Magnus rushed out to the boys (possibly) dropping half of their dinner in his hurry. “What is it what’s wrong?” He asked, quickly scanning the boys for injury and checking his wards.

Max was still slightly sobbing as he pointed to Rafe’s bloody mouth. Rafe, who had been staring down at his hand in shock, looked up at Magnus and grinned a (slightly) bloody grin. “I lost my tooth, Papa.”

Magnus laughed and waved a hand to clean up whatever mess he had made in the kitchen then went to hug Rafe. “Congratulations, that means that the Tooth fairy can now visit you.” Magnus picked the little boy up off the couch. “Now why don’t you go rinse out your mouth with some cold water to stop the bleeding?” Magnus suggested.

While Rafe was in the bathroom, and once Max was calm again, Magnus went back to the kitchen and called Alec.

Alec did not understand why this was such a big deal to Magnus, but was willing to go along with it. He had been given the address of one of the fey who was also a fairy and was given very specific instructions. In his mind, there was no reason to make such a fuss about losing a tooth. But as he was coming to learn through being with Magnus, and having kids, sometimes the smallest things are really worth celebrating. It made him wonder why Shadowhunters didn’t have stories like those about the tooth fairy. Well, scratch that, it was probably so that little Shadowhunters wouldn’t get too friendly with the fey.

Arriving at the door, Alec knocked. They fey were slowly coming back to live peacefully in the human realm, and now that he was here, and knocking, Alec began to think that possibly it was not Magnus’ greatest idea to send a Shadowhunter to ask a favor of one of the fey.

The door opened displaying a bright green fairy with monarch wings in an emerald green rather than orange. The fairy squinted his eyes, and smiled, “Hello Shadowhunter, what can I help you with.”

Alec sighed, “Temech?” Th fairy nodded. “My partner Magnus Bane sent me here to ask you if you could help us with something. We are willing to pay you a hundred dollars.”

“And what is it you want me to do?” Temech asked his smile frozen in place.

“We were wondering if you would be the tooth fairy for our son, as he has lost his first tooth.” Temech’s smile grew less sinister. “I know it’s fairly silly, but I think it would be fun, and a good way of recreating trust, at least with our son.”

“Magnus always knows who to ask for what.” Temech laughed. “It has been a while since I took the teeth of children, but oh, I did love it so.” Temech’s eyes glittered. “Where and when?”

Alec rattled off the Loft’s address. “Magnus was thinking around eleven, since he may be too excited to sleep.” Alec handed Temech the money and then an extra ten dollar bill (so they spoil the children what’s the big deal?) “This is for Rafe’s tooth.” Alec said, but Temech handed the bill back to him.

“Oh, no. We believe in trade, and fair trade at that I will give him what he deserves for his nice tooth. Will the wards be down?”

Alec nodded, “Of course.”

“Then I will sneak into your home tonight.” Alec nodded and stepped away from the door as Temech let it swing closed.  

The next morning Alec and Magnus were woken by Rafe’s excited squeals. Temech had left a two-dollar bill, and a special treat under his pillow. It was safe to eat, so he ate it instead of his breakfast while Max told everyone how the tooth fairy had gotten ‘lost’ last night and wandered into his room instead. It may have been over the top, but it was completely worth it.

Again I must warn you that I don’t know how consistent these will be, but I will endeavor to continue!

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Why do you think Cassandra Clare is a horrible person not attacking or anything just genuinely want to know I have no strong feelings about her either way

Cassandra Clare has done a lot to lose my respect over the years. I loved her books when I first read them, but I was very young and was ignorant to all of the flaws the books had. There are so many things that she has done to make many people upset, but I’ll only name a few and you can do further research if you wish.

-she doesn’t see any problems with incest -she has been rude to some of her fans -she plagiarizes and will not concede to it -she slut-shames her own characters

One last thing, and this is what made me really lose all respect that I once had for her, is that she exploits malec as much as she can for personal profit. Let me explain exactly how. On May 26, 2016, Cassandra Clare announced on instagram that she was writing a Magnus Bane trilogy. In her post, she said that the trilogy would include more magnus, more adventures, and more malec. Then, in a recent interview, she called her upcoming trilogy a “Malec” trilogy. So why did it suddenly change from a Magnus-centric trilogy to a Malec-centric trilogy? It has everything to do with the fact that Malec’s relationship on Shadowhunters the TV show has wildly gained popularity and a large fan base. She figured that she could sell more books if the whole trilogy was about malec. She’s abusing the power that she was given after creating an interracial m/m couple in her books, because nowadays, a lot of lgbt teens want to read books with non-straight main characters/couples. In conclusion, Cassandra Clare is taking advantage of the popularity of show!malec and her lgbt+ fans by changing her trilogy from a Magnus-centric one to a Malec-centric one (she is also writing a malec sex scene, can’t wait to see how a straight woman writes an intimate scene between a bisexual man and a gay man). We don’t see her writing a trilogy about Clace, do we? Or Sizzy? Nope. Because they are couples that have smaller fanbases, and she wouldn’t sell enough books so satisfy her needs.

Cassandra Clare is petty because she does not really get to have any part in the making of the Shadowhunters tv show. She sold the rights to her books, and expected to have a lot of control with how the show went. The show has clearly strayed far from the books plot-wise and character-wise (i love the show a lot more than her books because of this) and she does not like that they are changing (toxic) things that she wrote. She recently called Shadowhunters “confusing” and “like fanfiction” of her books.

While she is being a salty rat, Shadowhunters is becoming one of the most popular shows on television and the cast of Shadowhunters are happy to be playing such amazing characters.

I apologize that this got so long.

Alaska's brother Cory used to hit me up all the time on ig and is the biggest fuckboy I've ever talked to. He sent me so many unsolicited dick pics, but I gotta say they were v nice and I ended up returning the favor anyway.

this is the best ask i’ve ever gotten

kasha retweeted this lol

Primary care (a.k.a. the Poundcake ficlet collection) 1/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: This fic came to me one drunken night. I’m a huge fan of all queens (even the local ones), but Alaska and Katya are the ones that have been able to steal my heart and in some fucked up way I think they would be great together.

I also want to clear up that I often feel that the person and the queen are different but one. For example, I think Justin Honard is a gay boy with real feelings and while Alaska Thunderfuck is his creation, I feel that she was created for a reason. The queens, such as Alaska, are a character, a job, but also something more to the mere people behind the beautiful make-up and fabulous dresses. I therefore often change between pronouns to emphasise which side of the characters persona I want to bring forward, because I feel that if Justin Honard tells someone to go fuck themselves it is a very different thing than to hear Alaska Thunderfuck to say that. I know some people might no agree with this, but this is a theme in my fiction and if you are uncomfortable with that or disagree with the concept, my fiction might not be for you. My first RPDR-fic, I hope you don’t hate it.

I also want to add a disclaimer: I have never met any of the people or even the queens in real life and all of the following is based on my imagination and is not meant to offend or insult. This is a work of fiction, it’s fan-art and I’m not making money out of it.

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Primary Care (a.k.a the Poundcake ficlet collection) 13/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: We’re sorry for the long wait. Thank you for supporting, leaving feedback and liking Primary Care, it means a lot to us. xx  - Spoky & apathetic skeleton

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Primary Care (Poundcake slices) 12,5/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: Originally most of these were Primary Care drabbles that never made it to the actual storyline. After some extra inspiration from Dandee I decided to edit them and publish them as brief segments that create a path from Ch12 to Ch13 of PC, originally the story just jumped forward in time (does that count as a teaser for Ch13? Oh definitely.). I hope you like them. No song, sorry. xx

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Primary Care (a.k.a the Poundcake ficlet collection) 12/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: Thank you for all of the wonderful feedback! I can’t believe it’s chapter 12 already, I don’t think I’m ready to say goodbye to this story��� Alex, Dandee, apatheticskeleton - without this trio chapter 12 of PC would not be what it is ( = it would suck, a lot ). Thank you. xx

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Primary Care (a.k.a the Poundcake ficlet collection) 11/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: Promises kept? Check! This chapter is consisted of small snippets of the relationship and can be a little confusing. So, please relate to every section as new glance into the relationship and how it is progressing (pay extra attention to the subtitles/lyrics, because they do matter!), the snippets do not strictly speaking link, but they do create a full picture. The two following paragraphs you can skip if you whish, as they are just me addressing the feedback of PC. Thank you! xx (( + I want to thank you guys for every note, feedback, request and private message. Because every single one of them mean the world to me. They are my little treasures and I cherish them all, dearly. I never expected PC to became so popular or to establish such a steady fanbase (I think there’s 36 of you, because that is the ‘standard’ amount of notes PC usually hits). I am grateful and want you to know that without the feedback, without the requests and without people leaving notes I wouldn’t have pushed Primary Care to become what it has become (which atm is over 50 000 words of katlaska fantasy.) You pushed me to make it better. So thank you, yes YOU, right there, for reading. <3

++ I got feedback on the present/past tense change between scenes on chapter 9, and I’ve taken that into consideration. I asked feedback from multiple people, and most did not find the tense change bothersome in Ch9. I also piloted a section of this chapter with two other authors, and they did not find the tense change odd or too bothersome as the scenes are not linked. So I just wanted to apologise if this makes reading difficult for some people. I think it works well for this chapter. xx ))

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Primary Care (a.k.a the Poundcake ficlet collection) 10/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: The obligatory filler chapter has arrived. Fillers are written for fluff, smut, drama and usually contain very little actual plot development. Exactly like this one. [Ok, there is SOME plot development. Some crucial plot development, because otherwise Ch11 will fall flat.] I’m blaming the song, it’s a filler song, so you get a filler chapter. Without Apatheticskeleton this chapter would have 34 typos, 15 missing commas, 2 unfinished sentences, 5 wrong pronouns and Brian written as Brain. xx

Beta’s note: Hi guys, Apatheticskeleton here! Just wanted to sincerely apologize for being so late with this, it’s totally my fault, my life is totally nuts right now! Spoky is a wonderful author and is so amazingly understanding, so be sure to send lots and lots of love her way!!! ((She was paid to say these things.))

Primary care  (a.k.a. the Poundcake ficlet collection)

Chapter 10/13 - ‘Let’s Do Drag’

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Primary Care (a.k.a the Poundcake ficlet collection) 9/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: Now, I’m excited about this chapter because finally you all get to see how every chapter so far has had a role to play. I hope that this chapter is able to pull the previous chapters into a neat package for you to finally understand WHY Justin has made certain decisions and WHY the relationship is, what it is.

I love you all. <3

(( SPOILER WARNING! You can read this after the fic, if you want!! — I don’t know if any of the queens actually have allergies. It is possible to develop allergies in adulthood. I do not know how the US hospital system works, so I went with the Finnish standard. Cheers. ))

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Primary Care (a.k.a the Poundcake ficlet collection) 8/13 [Katya/Alaska] - Spoky

A/N: I got all this super supportive feedback for Ch.7. It was a really hard chapter for me to write and I was really struggling, so thank you for all of the absolutely amazing support! <3 I’m in awe how amazing you guys are. This chapter was a lot easier, not only because it’s more me as a writer (meaning it leans on dialogue a lot as a crutch), but also because I had all this validation and trust that it would be alright. So thank you. <3

I’ve also been sent some fan-art for PC (which is like, unbelievable *-*) – the banner was sent by an absolutely gorgeous being who likes their anonymity, and in respect for that I’d like to thank every single anon who has ever sent me feedback. By now you must now, that those tiny messages absolutely make my day. Thank you for every note, share and message – I cherish them all.

Beta: apatheticskeleton, without her this chapter would not flow as it does. Thank you. xx

TW for a cliché original ‘wise old man’-character. ;P

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