i should have fucking picked chemistry

Isopod Culture vs Isopod Counterculture

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

Took a wrong turn somewhere

Rare render of Bowser from Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64. This artwork was never released as a standalone image and can only be found in magazines and other third-party materials released around 1999.

You post like you have never made someone else cum

i sent this to my partner without any context and we had a good laugh.

so thanks, comic relief tumblr anon, for giving my partner and i something to laugh AT. have the monday you deserve :)

take your pick

nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.

so yeah. pride is for you. pride is for all of us.

radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.

Just because we aren't seeing more posts about Palestine, doesn't mean the genocide has stopped. Let's keep Praying and speaking up for Gaza, Palestine.

As always don't forget about eSims

lovely mural by the coffee shop this morning