lesbian visibility week!! gonna draw a sapphic ship a day :)

today is the starcrossed lovers kristen and gertie from d20 fantasy high junior year <3 if anyone knows their ship name PLEASE tell me

gorgug telling agent clark to fuck off if he doesn't have a warrant and then oinking at him was actually the peak of his character. i can not imagine anyway that it could possibly get better from here

the minotaur girl is my favorite to nobody's surprise

You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

please stop failing your classes

If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice

why would they say that.

ko-fi request!!!!!!

he's winking in spirit

Everything stays right where you left it huh guys

the rat grinders hating the bad kids since the beginning is so funny. one sided beef with a group that is objectively cooler than you. the bad kids, on their first day of school: got into a fight in the parking lot, stole from the restricted section, broke into the teachers lounge, broke into and stole from the principals office, tried to bribe the Owlbears coach, killed the lunch lady, caused a murder-suicide of the principal and guidance counselor, died and came back to life. on their first day of school.

And the rat grinders were like. yeah we hate them, arch nemesis, we're going to take them down. everyone needs to know how much we hate them

finally colours a lineup for my bad kids designs !! my kids

heres them all individually also

kristen you are so strong cuz if i found out my ex’s new girlfriend was just a carbon copy of me except with money i would kill myself

gorgug becoming the coolest kid in school in 4k

Riz and Jawbone duo goes hard. The most repressed boy in the world who's high functioning enough to mask his myriad mental issues to everyone including himself + the most emotionally receptive and open man in the world who looks and talks like he should be falling apart but is genuinely in a really good place and loves to help people. Lock them in a room together for 12 hours please I want to see if Jawbone can make Riz crack or if Riz shoots him with his gun

very popular (but at what cost) kids

this is a certified gorgug appreciation post

Da gukgaks