Okay so I’m having a debate with a friend and I cannot believe his opinion on this. I thought there was a clear consensus on this, but I guess not. So now we need to ask the masses!
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Once a poet, he believes no great art can be achieved without pain and suffering.
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"job hunting" is such a misleading term. i think if you were actually allowed to release prospective employers into a dark forest and chase after them with spears and hounds and horns and crossbows and guns and shoot them and kill them and hurt them, looking for employment would be a good deal more tolerable
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wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation
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cosmo wanda i wish every nonblack who thinks acab is about not liking people telling you what to do and not about opposing the systemic abuse and murder of marginalized individuals especially bipoc would die and go to hell no matter what
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daily office routine
8AM-9AM: grieve
9AM-10AM: shit/vape
10AM-11AM: jerk off
11AM-12PM: respond to emails
12PM-5PM: practice smiling
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Fuckin ready! 🏍️💥
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god didn't give me a dick because he knew i'd get nothing done
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faggin it up on a friday
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‘fuck him in a skirt’ is my favorite thing that comes up in horny posts. am i wearing the skirt? is he wearing the skirt? life can be so beautiful and all art is open to intepretation
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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oh so now they're saying you're "not allowed to get hard when you think about if refracting through a prism and splitting into discrete spectra would make a beam of light feel pain" anymore
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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anok yai
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