i cannot explain how upset i get when i remember i cannot have this man’s dick down my throat.

life just isn’t fair

i genuinely thought i was the only one lmao

I’m probably gonna end up embarrassing myself saying this but maybe someone else out there does the same thing..

Do any of y’all pretend your comfort character is watching you/with you when in public? I don’t do it on purpose. My mind just instantly goes to Michael and it really does help my anxiety. Like when I start feeling anxious in public I tell myself he’s watching and nothing bad will happen to me. I tell myself he wouldn’t let anyone hurt me. Or if i’m feeling like i’m on the verge of a panic attack i tell myself “michael wouldn’t be nervous so why are you? you’re literally fine dude” and it helps.

I do other shit as well— like having intense daydreams/maladaptive daydreaming about him and at some point it does become a problem because my brain does it without me putting effort into it. It helps me and ruins my adult-ing skills.

I can’t wait to have my new shirt of Peepaw. I lost my one and only hoodie of him so i’ve been saving up for this shirt for months. It’s strange how a character (especially one like him LMAO) can improve my day/social skills. Because on the days i didn’t have anything of him with me my anxiety was through the fucking roof and i nearly fainted from all the nausea i was feeling.

Idk if this is “normal” for people who have a severe attachment to characters or if i genuinely need help LMAOO ngl that anon kinda got to me and i’m not sure what to think of myself when i catch myself doing all these things.

y’all

it’s our man’s day!!

i look at michael and i just want to scream and cry out of pure love

he’s just a sweet old man.

all i need is to be manhandled by him. at least once😭

Hi! Do you do headcanon requests?

yes!!

michaels thighs were made for riding

idc how many times i’ve read a fic where corey gets turned on and masturbates outside the glass door and michael watches, i will never get sick of it. gives me butterflies fr

i need to hop on this man’s dick

still thinking about this

fuck he’s just so hot and intimidating

WTF??? OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY

me with michael

you know laurie had the right idea with pinning michael to the counter

the difference between us is that i would’ve rode that man till the sun came up

i mean this from the bottom of my heart, i would love to peg corey while being fucked by michael

there is nothing that could bring me more joy than doing that

no cause he is literally the sweetest and most innocent man i’ve ever seen

me with michael