The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson

🔪 so grab a plate, have a taste, 这口味让我陶醉! i'm still preying on a butcher's vein—

[ID: a piece of dungeon meshi fanart. on the left are five panels showing a closeup of a character's eye with the hourglass-shaped pupil of the demon: from top to bottom they are the winged lion, mithrun, thistle, marcille & laios. the background, extending to the right, is abstract veins, intestines, feathers & checkerboards. text above, lyrics from butcher vanity - flavor foley, reads:

"The slaughter's mine Oh, blood and viscera divine Preserved and primed Each muscle divvied up to dine And in the high, 我存在 Tasting 血淋淋的爱 I'll devour all of you in time" End ID.]

all jrwi campaigns are yuri-centric if youre brave enough

O yo is it monster fucker hours. Anyway uhhh. Paracelsus guilty gear. He's not the anime girl (that's his wife) hes the. other one.

i feel like this is the most psychologically revealing thing someone has ever said to me. if there were a room of 100 people and i only knew this about you, i could laser target exactly who you were with devastating precision.

This show keeps getting better and better

Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

Nothing much, just scavenger at a Mcdonalds (ID:7639)

calvin onion suit

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

his idea of fun

me: hmmm am i acting poorly? let me th

spirit from a haunted oil painting that got surgically implanted in my brain interrupting me before i even get to think about the question i’ve asked: Yeah totally.Have you tried killing yourself about it?

The rightful heir

bird of prey

I think people have forgotten what an album is supposed to be