Poor Tiny is the family punching bag, always being belittled, dehumanized, and down right abused (his room is decorated like a baby’s nursery and he eats from a dog bowl so often they put his name on it. Plus there’s the whole ‘dad tried to burn me alive’ thing) However, the family’s used to committing such atrocious acts that something as common as a little domestic abuse doesn’t even blip their radar. They all abuse one another in some form, anyway. It’s fine!
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thirteen ghosts sentence starters
change tenses/pronouns as needed !! some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying
tw ; language , blood , death
'oh, bad! that's one way to describe it. uh, 'insane' seems a little more appropriate.'
'it is my professional opinion that we should get the hell out of here. now!'
'I just need to take the edge off.'
'careful, (name). don't get too curious.'
'who are you to play god?'
'playing's for children.'
'I thought you were psychic.'
'that's not how it works and you know it!'
'perhaps we'll meet again in another life.'
'you crazy son of a bitch, what did you do?'
'you're being paranoid and overprotective.'
'I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, alright? but I need you to stay with me.'
'don't laugh at me.'
'not so fast, you gotta cater to my ego first.'
'don't touch me.'
'how's your head?'
'they're kids, what'd you expect?'
'just this once, don't argue with me.'
'what part of that code are you having trouble cracking?'
'I don't see any ghosts.'
'I want you to do me a favor and stop with all the haunted house nonsense. okay?'
'you don't have to scream, alright? just ... chill.'
'no, I don't think we should split up.'
'I told you, I can't see any ghosts.'
'it's a ghost! just like I've been saying all night.'
'there are ghosts around us all the time. most of them, they can't hurt is. most of them don't wanna hurt us. but there are exceptions.'
'there's no such thing as ghosts.'
'don't speak. don't move.'
'I don't think you should be teasing the ghost.'
'it looks to me like I'm saving your ass.'
'if you want help, you gotta help me first.'
'can I rely on you not to get me killed?'
'what the hell are you doing here?!'
'stop dragging your ass, man!'
'you got something to say, say it.'
'let's start with this is all your goddamn fault!'
'if you haven't noticed, I'm a little bit of a freak!'
'I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit just flashes in front of my eyes!'
'so yeah, I'm depraved. and (name) was my friend and he accepted me!'
'he didn't accept you, you're pathetic! he used you!'
'god, I've been trying to help you.'
'love is the most powerful energy.'
'I don't read latin.'
'it doesn't add up. it doesn't make any sense. there's gotta be a better way.'
'how much of this equation makes any sense at all?'
'I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death, 'cuz that would suck.'
'why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do.'
'you're not mad at me, are you?'
'I've been looking for a reason to like myself for a long time.'
'greatness requires sacrifice.'
'I'm nothing without you.'
'the world has no time for little people like you. it needs people who are willing to do anything for greatness.'
'I am sick of this nanny shit.'
'this was not in the job description. I quit!'
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𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 1982 musical, little shop of horrors. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ what a creepy thing to be happening ! ❜
❛ stop right where you are . ❜
❛ i keep asking god what i’m for . ❜
❛ depression’s just status quo . ❜
❛ show me a way to get outta here . ❜
❛ someone gimme my shot or i’ll rot here ! ❜
❛ you’ve given me nothing but heartache and hurt . ❜
❛ what do you want from me, blood ? ❜
❛ you’re not happy unless i open a vein . ❜
❛ do you mind if i call you a genius ? ❜
❛ don’t it go to show ya never know ? ❜
❛ i know [ name ] is the greatest . ❜
❛ well , if not , he’s got inner beauty . ❜
❛ i dream of a place where we can be together at last . ❜
❛ it’s just a little daydream of mine. ❜
❛ i’m his december bride . ❜
❛ he’s father , he knows best . ❜
❛ i dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green . ❜
❛ we’re closed for renovation today ! ❜
❛ fortune has been smiling . ❜
❛ you’ve been getting hurt so much lately . ❜
❛ you have a talent for causing things pain . ❜
❛ your temperament’s wrong for the priesthood . ❜
❛ i enjoy the career that i picked ! ❜
❛ i get off on the pain i inflict ! ❜
❛ i know that my mama’s proud of me ! ❜
❛ i want to be your dad . ❜
❛ i'll gladly treat you like my own flesh and blood . ❜
❛ lady luck came and found me ! ❜
❛ i'll make it worth your while . ❜
❛ a lot of folks deserve to die . ❜
❛ you didn’t have nothin’ until you met me . ❜
❛ there must be someone you can eighty - six real quiet - like . ❜
❛ the guy sure looks like plant food to me ! ❜
❛ any moment i could die . ❜
❛ i’m not immortal . ❜
❛ it really is a rotten way to go . ❜
❛ what we have here is an ethical dilemma . ❜
❛ i laughed myself to death ! ❜
❛ call back in the morning , will you ? ❜
❛ i know things were bad , but now they’re okay . ❜
❛ you don’t need no makeup . ❜
❛ you don’t have to pretend . ❜
❛ nobody ever treated me kindly . ❜
❛ i’d meet a man , and i’d follow him blindly . ❜
❛ tell me this feeling lasts ‘til forever . ❜
❛ tell me the bad times are clean washed away . ❜
❛ please understand that it’s still strange and frightening . ❜
❛ he knows just what you’ve done . ❜
❛ when he’s gone the world will be yours . ❜
❛ tell me , darling , what’s going on ? ❜
❛ she might not love me anymore . ❜
❛ you’re looking cute as can be . ❜
❛ please , please don’t die . ❜
❛ i’m feeling strangely happy now . ❜
❛ you’re a monster and so am i ! ❜
❛ give up , small fry ! ❜
❛ don’t feed the plants . ❜
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weed & getting high starters
for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.
WORDS.
❝ hey, want a hit? ❞
❝ have you ever even smoked weed before? ❞
❝ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. ❞
❝ do you prefer edibles or smoking? ❞
❝ which strain is this from? ❞
❝ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. ❞
❝ what kinds of weed do you even have? ❞
❝ this hits so hard, it's so nice. ❞
❝ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. ❞
❝ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. ❞
❝ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. ❞
❝ i don't even remember how much i had. ❞
❝ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. ❞
❝ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. ❞
❝ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. ❞
❝ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. ❞
❝ mind if i have a smoke? ❞
❝ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. ❞
ACTIONS.
[ EAT ] — our muses do edibles together
[ BONG ] — our muses smoke from a bong together
[ JOINT ] — our muses smoke a weed joint together
[ VAPE ] — our muses vape weed together
[ CAR ] — our muses get stoned in one muse's car
[ LAUGH ] — our muses burst out laughing while stoned
[ MOVIE ] — our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned
[ GAME ] — our muses play a video game while stoned
[ COOK ] — our muses cook/bake while stoned
[ SWIM ] — our muses go swimming while stoned
[ DANCE ] — our muses start dancing around while stoned
[ TICKLE ] — sender starts tickling receiver while stoned
[ ATTACK ] — sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned
[ CUDDLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned
[ SNUGGLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned
[ PAINT ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify)
[ ART ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify)
[ SURPRISE ] — sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed
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“Oh.” Her voice was tight as she held the hit for a few seconds, before finally exhaling a big cloud of smoke. She passed the joint to Montana. “Too bad Otis ain’t here,” She smiled, greedily, “Oh, well! Ya snooze, ya lose! He probably locked himself up in that studio of his, anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see him again ‘til Mother’s Day.”
“What’s 420?” Asked as she takes a hit.
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“IT’S VERY SIMPLE. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.” credit for promo @manoncomms
Mature themes. 21+ Only. Independent and semi-selective.
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