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tootyfuckingfruity · 12 minutes
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𝖎 𝖆𝖒 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 ; 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖒 𝖎 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓 ?
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#𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖇1𝖉𝖌1𝖗𝖑 - an independent original character influenced by pelle ohlin ( aka dead ) of the bands morbid & mayhem. penned by count.⁽ ˢʰᵉ / ʰᵉʳ / ³¹ / ᵖᵈᵗ. ⁾ est. 04 / 10 / 19. 21+. multi - ship & multi - verse. mutuals only. 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖘 & 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖉𝖓𝖎. promo ©.
𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖉.
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tootyfuckingfruity · 6 days
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Poor Tiny is the family punching bag, always being belittled, dehumanized, and down right abused (his room is decorated like a baby’s nursery and he eats from a dog bowl so often they put his name on it. Plus there’s the whole ‘dad tried to burn me alive’ thing) However, the family’s used to committing such atrocious acts that something as common as a little domestic abuse doesn’t even blip their radar. They all abuse one another in some form, anyway. It’s fine!
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tootyfuckingfruity · 6 days
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thirteen ghosts  sentence starters change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw ;  language , blood , death
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'oh, bad! that's one way to describe it. uh, 'insane' seems a little more appropriate.'
'it is my professional opinion that we should get the hell out of here. now!'
'I just need to take the edge off.'
'careful, (name). don't get too curious.'
'who are you to play god?'
'playing's for children.'
'I thought you were psychic.'
'that's not how it works and you know it!'
'perhaps we'll meet again in another life.'
'you crazy son of a bitch, what did you do?'
'you're being paranoid and overprotective.'
'I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, alright? but I need you to stay with me.'
'don't laugh at me.'
'not so fast, you gotta cater to my ego first.'
'don't touch me.'
'how's your head?'
'they're kids, what'd you expect?'
'just this once, don't argue with me.'
'what part of that code are you having trouble cracking?'
'I don't see any ghosts.'
'I want you to do me a favor and stop with all the haunted house nonsense. okay?'
'you don't have to scream, alright? just ... chill.'
'no, I don't think we should split up.'
'I told you, I can't see any ghosts.'
'it's a ghost! just like I've been saying all night.'
'there are ghosts around us all the time. most of them, they can't hurt is. most of them don't wanna hurt us. but there are exceptions.'
'there's no such thing as ghosts.'
'don't speak. don't move.'
'I don't think you should be teasing the ghost.'
'it looks to me like I'm saving your ass.'
'if you want help, you gotta help me first.'
'can I rely on you not to get me killed?'
'what the hell are you doing here?!'
'stop dragging your ass, man!'
'you got something to say, say it.'
'let's start with this is all your goddamn fault!'
'if you haven't noticed, I'm a little bit of a freak!'
'I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit just flashes in front of my eyes!'
'so yeah, I'm depraved. and (name) was my friend and he accepted me!'
'he didn't accept you, you're pathetic! he used you!'
'god, I've been trying to help you.'
'love is the most powerful energy.'
'I don't read latin.'
'it doesn't add up. it doesn't make any sense. there's gotta be a better way.'
'how much of this equation makes any sense at all?'
'I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death, 'cuz that would suck.'
'why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do.'
'you're not mad at me, are you?'
'I've been looking for a reason to like myself for a long time.'
'greatness requires sacrifice.'
'I'm nothing without you.'
'the world has no time for little people like you. it needs people who are willing to do anything for greatness.'
'I am sick of this nanny shit.'
'this was not in the job description. I quit!'
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tootyfuckingfruity · 6 days
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𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄  𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏  𝐎𝐅  𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒     —     a collection of one - liners taken from the 1982 musical,  little shop of horrors.   slightly edited for clarity.   change pronouns as necessary.      
❛  what  a  creepy  thing  to  be  happening !  ❜ ❛  stop  right  where  you  are .  ❜ ❛  i  keep  asking  god  what  i’m  for .  ❜ ❛  depression’s  just  status  quo .  ❜ ❛  show  me  a  way  to  get  outta  here .  ❜ ❛  someone  gimme  my  shot  or  i’ll  rot  here !  ❜ ❛  you’ve  given  me  nothing  but  heartache  and  hurt .  ❜ ❛  what  do  you  want  from  me,    blood ?  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  happy  unless  i  open  a  vein .  ❜ ❛  do  you  mind  if  i  call  you  a  genius ?  ❜ ❛  don’t  it  go  to  show  ya  never  know ?  ❜ ❛  i  know    [ name ]    is  the  greatest .  ❜ ❛  well ,    if  not ,    he’s  got  inner  beauty .  ❜ ❛  i  dream  of  a  place  where  we  can  be  together  at  last .   ❜ ❛  it’s  just  a  little  daydream  of  mine.  ❜ ❛  i’m  his  december  bride .  ❜ ❛  he’s  father ,   he  knows  best .  ❜ ❛  i  dream  we’ll  go  somewhere  that’s  green .  ❜ ❛  we’re  closed  for  renovation today !  ❜ ❛  fortune  has  been  smiling .  ❜ ❛  you’ve  been  getting  hurt  so  much  lately .   ❜ ❛  you  have  a  talent  for  causing  things  pain .  ❜ ❛  your  temperament’s  wrong  for  the  priesthood .  ❜ ❛  i  enjoy  the  career  that  i  picked !  ❜ ❛  i  get  off  on  the  pain  i  inflict !    ❜ ❛  i  know  that  my  mama’s  proud  of  me !  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  be  your  dad .  ❜ ❛  i'll  gladly  treat  you  like  my  own  flesh  and  blood .   ❜ ❛  lady  luck  came  and  found  me !  ❜ ❛  i'll  make  it  worth  your  while .  ❜ ❛  a  lot  of  folks  deserve  to  die .  ❜ ❛  you  didn’t  have  nothin’  until  you  met  me .  ❜ ❛  there  must  be  someone  you  can  eighty - six  real  quiet - like .  ❜ ❛  the  guy  sure  looks  like  plant  food  to  me !  ❜ ❛  any  moment  i  could  die .   ❜ ❛  i’m  not  immortal .  ❜ ❛  it  really  is  a  rotten  way  to  go .  ❜ ❛  what  we  have  here  is  an  ethical  dilemma .  ❜ ❛  i  laughed  myself  to  death !  ❜ ❛  call  back  in  the  morning ,    will  you ?  ❜ ❛  i  know  things  were  bad ,    but  now  they’re  okay .   ❜ ❛  you  don’t  need  no  makeup .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  have  to  pretend .  ❜ ❛  nobody  ever  treated  me  kindly .  ❜ ❛  i’d  meet  a  man ,    and  i’d  follow  him  blindly .  ❜ ❛  tell  me  this  feeling  lasts  ‘til  forever .  ❜ ❛  tell  me  the  bad  times  are  clean  washed  away .   ❜ ❛  please  understand  that  it’s  still  strange  and  frightening .  ❜ ❛  he  knows  just  what  you’ve  done .   ❜ ❛  when  he’s  gone  the  world  will  be  yours .  ❜ ❛  tell  me ,    darling ,    what’s  going  on ?  ❜ ❛  she  might  not  love  me  anymore .  ❜ ❛  you’re  looking  cute  as  can  be .  ❜ ❛  please ,    please  don’t  die .  ❜ ❛  i’m  feeling  strangely  happy  now .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  monster  and  so  am  i !  ❜ ❛  give  up ,    small  fry !  ❜ ❛  don’t  feed  the  plants .  ❜
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tootyfuckingfruity · 6 days
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Baby muse is pretty much only interested in talking to her family right now :(
It’s moments like these that I hate dead fandoms!!!
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An interview with Captain Spaulding.
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House of 1000 Corpses
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tootyfuckingfruity · 7 days
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“I want you to see what happens to heroes…” Rob Zombie’s, The Devil’s Rejects.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Beginning
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tootyfuckingfruity · 8 days
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weed & getting high starters
for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.
WORDS. ❝ hey, want a hit? ❞ ❝ have you ever even smoked weed before? ❞ ❝ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. ❞ ❝ do you prefer edibles or smoking? ❞ ❝ which strain is this from? ❞ ❝ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. ❞ ❝ what kinds of weed do you even have? ❞ ❝ this hits so hard, it's so nice. ❞ ❝ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. ❞ ❝ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. ❞ ❝ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. ❞ ❝ i don't even remember how much i had. ❞ ❝ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. ❞ ❝ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. ❞ ❝ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. ❞ ❝ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. ❞ ❝ mind if i have a smoke? ❞ ❝ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. ❞
ACTIONS. [ EAT ] — our muses do edibles together [ BONG ] — our muses smoke from a bong together [ JOINT ] — our muses smoke a weed joint together [ VAPE ] — our muses vape weed together [ CAR ] — our muses get stoned in one muse's car [ LAUGH ] — our muses burst out laughing while stoned [ MOVIE ] — our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned [ GAME ] — our muses play a video game while stoned [ COOK ] — our muses cook/bake while stoned [ SWIM ] — our muses go swimming while stoned [ DANCE ] — our muses start dancing around while stoned [ TICKLE ] — sender starts tickling receiver while stoned [ ATTACK ] — sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned [ CUDDLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned [ SNUGGLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned [ PAINT ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify) [ ART ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify) [ SURPRISE ] — sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed
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tootyfuckingfruity · 8 days
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“Oh.” Her voice was tight as she held the hit for a few seconds, before finally exhaling a big cloud of smoke. She passed the joint to Montana. “Too bad Otis ain’t here,” She smiled, greedily, “Oh, well! Ya snooze, ya lose! He probably locked himself up in that studio of his, anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see him again ‘til Mother’s Day.”
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“What’s 420?” Asked as she takes a hit.
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tootyfuckingfruity · 8 days
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“IT’S VERY SIMPLE. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.” credit for promo @manoncomms
Mature themes. 21+ Only. Independent and semi-selective.
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“What’s 420?” Asked as she takes a hit.
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“If yer really good, you ain’t gotta brag. That’s what Channel 10 News is for. You ever been on tv?”
"So.... you like... a crim or something?"
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“Well, I wouldn’t be a very good one if I said yes, now would I?” She teases.
"So.... you like... a crim or something?"
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