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Hi, I'm Kara. I'm a 22 year old girl who's into Nintendo games, cartoons, and cute animals.
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AITA for trying to establish a better social system via a war?
I (F23) am the Emperor of a land rife with political corruption. I have inherited an absolute nightmare thanks to the men who betrayed my father and left him a shell of his former self. I was imprisoned underneath the palace as a child and subjected to cruel experiments at the whim of these men. All ten of my siblings perished. The experiments done on me embued me with a magical power in addition to the one I was born with-- however, the human body is not meant to hold two of them, and my lifespan has been greatly reduced. The man in charge of the experiments (M1,100+) took the guise of my uncle, the Lord Regent, and has been using me as his puppet to take the continent back from the dragons that took it from his people over a thousand years ago. Only a few of these dragons remain, one of whom (F1,100+) established the current social order in an attempt to control humanity. I despise the system she has created, as not only has it lead to my current situation, but the unfair treatment of countless people over a millenia. I believe that it is not right for people to inherit power because of their bloodline. I want to establish a system where anyone can make a change as long as they work hard. No longer shall people be treated like prized livestock, nor shall the "unblessed" be looked over in favor of their inept peers.
I have done some unfortunate things in trying to free my people from the unjust system. My "uncle" manipulated me into starting a war that has waged on for five years. I knew war was inevitable, yet I did not wish for it to be under his hand. My right hand man (M26) is hard at work trying to undermine him, and while we are successful, if we make too many mistakes, my "uncle" has threatened to take away my free will with his magic.
I recently have received Intel that the Prince of the Northern Kingdom, my estranged step-brother (M23), escaped his supposed execution and has been wandering the wilderness for the last few years clamoring on about killing me. I also found out a former teacher at my school (NB???) was recently found alive and has joined up with the Duke of the Eastern Alliance (M23). My former classmates have joined up with them, and my heart breaks at the thought of killing them. Yet they do not truly understand what I am fighting for. I wish it were easy, that I could convince them to join my side, but it is likely I will have to drive them down. AITA for trying to make the world a better place by force?
Edit: No, I am not the Emperor of Flame who submitted a post last week. I do, however, feel pity for him being in such a similar situation, even if the "showing a man his amnesiac wife before setting him ablaze" part was definitely overkill.
#Roast Edie too while you're at it#though really it's that joke at the end i'm proud of#if anyone is curious i think it's a mix of JAH and ESH#because man. everyone sucks in fodlan.#that's kinda the entire point of the game.
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AITA for double-crossing a man who blindly conquered half a continent?
I (M30) recently became Emperor of my country. Prior to that, I was a Duke, having inherited the position at a young age after my father's passing (he was not a good man, and I have no sympathy for him). A few years ago our country was accused of murdering the heir to another country's throne, an act we did not commit. I suspect it was a certain underground group that I am (unfortunately) entangled with. We went to war, and most of our men were sent to the front lines. Not long after that, the country bordering us to our southwest attacked and kidnapped a noblewoman.
This is where S (M25) comes in. S was childhood friends with this noblewoman, as their dutchies border each other. S set out with a small band of men (including my half-brother (M23)) to rescue his dear friend. This spiraled into S annexing that country by complete accident. The youngest prince of said country ended up joining him, and I believe there was intent to rebuild and give power back, but things never got that far.
The crown was so impressed with S that they stationed him at the border their country and ours, as well as a third to the north. A civil war broke out in that third country and S rushed up to assist his old classmate. Once again, it ended with our country occupying theirs. S and the crown agreed to stay for a year until an agreement was reached. It did not last. The king of said country grew impatient and began an assault six months in.
It was around this time I met my wife, D (F23?). She had amnesia and could not remember anything from her prior life. I suspected foul play. But I could not keep my heart from falling for her-- she is the sweetest, most beautiful woman you will ever meet. We found out later that she was the lost granddaughter of our king, and that whoever married her was next in line for the throne. I must admit, the thought of becoming king made me giddy, but I assure you I married her for love.
Also around this time, two of the other dukes killed the crown prince and framed S's father for the crime. S and his company fled to a neutral country in the north that gave them sanctuary. To no one's surprise, S managed to get himself involved in that country's civil war as well.
S sent word of his innocence to the capital, as well as a plea to help locate his missing wife. I had a hunch I knew who it was-- my beloved D. With my engagement confirmed to her, I realized I had to make a move. I invited him back under the pretense of forgiveness. He brought his company back. I sent my aide to fetch them. She lead them right into our trap. I brought out D to test my hypothesis, and I was correct-- S cried out for his wife, who failed to recognize him. D tried to speak with him but I had her rushed back to the castle. I set S ablaze, and my men massacred his.
I know my actions were rather harsh. D was distraught for weeks without knowing quite why. I will never dare tell her what happened, for I do not want her to hate me. My half-brother disappeared after the battle and has not contacted me since, and I fear for him. Yet I did this all in the name of a better future.
In the time since I became Emperor, I have established many policy changes aimed at bettering the life of the commonfolk. These changes are all in their infancy, but we have seen an improvement in the general quality of life, as well as had many members of the gentry rise to ranks otherwise unachieved.
S was a good man, but he blindly supported a system based solely on the merits of the nobility and never questioned the impact his actions had on the commonfolk. For him to become king would have been a disaster. Perhaps in another world he could have lived, but not in mine.
Edit: Yes, D is doing fine now. We are expecting a child! Some of the doctors say it may even be twins.
Edit Two: Regarding the group I am involved with, it is not a willing relationship. It is blackmail. One of my plans for my rule is to shake them from my grasp while also leading my country to a more tolerant future. It will take a lot of effort, but perhaps by the time I die I will see my efforts come to pass.
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reappearing from the dead to say that this is my feh dream duo that ever (deirdre is the lead and soren is the backpack)
1) most recent one, this is a new years alt!!
2 and 3) my idea was of a fairytale-like alt, where soren is the evil mage while deirdre the kidnapped princess(??), even if she doesn't look kidnapped?? she's happy idk lmao😭
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🌲 The Spirit Forest Maiden 🌲
Was trawling through some of my older paintings and realized I never uploaded this one... it's Deirdre from Fire Emblem 4, but I dunno how recognizable she even is here b/c I kinda mixed her original 90s design with her Heroes outfit 😅 I love this lady sm, hoping always that a future Genealogy remake will expand on her and Sigurd's relationship!!
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Rant incoming
I feel like the problem with a lot of Disney's live action remakes (and arguably Wish) is they're trying to appeal to a crowd that no longer exists, namely the people who used to claim that the Disney Princesses were sexist.
All the interviews tend to include, "Well she's not chasing a MAN anymore" which...almost no one sees the princesses like that, anymore. Virtually NO ONE still believes the princesses are man-chasing sexist caricatures of women.
Cinderella is now hailed as an abuse victim who stayed strong long enough to get help to get out of her situation. Anyone who says she should have saved herself is basically regarded as a victim blamer. And it's very clear in the film she wasn't looking to marry the prince, she just wanted a night off. She was the only one who wasn't in line to meet him. She didn't find out she met the prince until he went looking for her!
Snow White is now hailed for her negotiation skills, ability to calm down after extreme stress (she had a moment of panic and had to cry for a bit, but who wouldn't after finding out The Queen hired someone to kill you?), and ability to take charge of a house of adult men. And again, she was an abuse victim, this time trying to escape ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS. While she dreamed of her prince, it was secondary to her main goal of SURVIVAL. There are also entire video essays about how Snow White gave hope to people during The Great Depression.
Everyone acknowledges that Ariel wanted to be human BEFORE meeting Eric. We all know she was a nerd hyperfixating on humans, and also standing up to her prejudiced father.
We understand Sleeping Beauty wasn't the main character, the Three Good Fairies were, AND PHILLIP WOULD NEVER HAVE BEATEN MALEFICENT WITHOUT THEM! He literally depended on them! WOMEN SAVED THE DAY! But even then, is it really such a sin for a girl to fantasize about romance and fall for someone with corny pickup lines?
We all understand Jasmine just wanted someone to treat her LIKE A PERSON. She rejected every Prince before Aladdin because they treated her like a prize. So why did they need her to want to be Sultan? How did that make her more feminist when she already wanted to be treated like an equal and have a say in her future? Is it only empowering if you want a career in politics?
We admire that Belle, despite living in a judgemental village, was kind to everyone (even though she found the village life dull), and her story teaches girls that the guy everyone else loves isn't always a good guy. What's sexist about teaching girls about red flags? And she didn't start being nice to The Beast until he started treating her with respect and kindness.
Do I really NEED to defend Mulan or Tiana? I think they speak for themselves.
Rapunzel was yet another abuse victim who just needed a little help to get out of her bad situation. In this case, she also needed to learn that she was an abuse victim, and that what Mother Gothel did WASN'T normal, much like many victims of gaslighting.
And don't get me started on the non-princess animals.
Perdita had a healthy relationship with Pongo to the point she was open to express her pregnancy fears to him, and was ready to TEAR APART Cruella's goons for daring to touch her puppies as well as adopting the other puppies. Like, she was so ferocious the goons mistook her for a hyena! She's basically that "I AM THAT GIRL'S MOTHER!" scene from SpyXFamily if Yor were a dog. She and her husband were a TEAM.....but they made a Cruella live action to turn her into a girlboss?! The literal animal abuser!? THAT'S the woman you wanted to put on a pedestal when Perdita was RIGHT THERE!?
Duchess kept her kittens calm after they had been catnapped and was classy as heck. Nice to everyone regardless of social class during a time period where that was uncommon.
Lady stood up to Tramp when she believed he had abandoned her and didn't really care about her. She found out he was a heartbreaker and was like, "Nuh uh. No. You are not doing that to me! You put me through enough."
Miss Bianca from The Rescuers was IN CHARGE the whole movie, and was willing to risk life and limb to save an innocent child. THAT TINY MOUSE TOOK ON ALLIGATORS! And she picked Bernard to accompany her because he was the only one who wasn't ogling her. And then in the sequel SHE DID IT ALL AGAIN! I wish I were as brave as her.
Like, the public haven't accused these ladies of being sexist caricatures since 2014 (Actresses and actors don't count, they're out of touch like the rest of Hollywood) yet Disney is operating under the assumption that the public still thinks that way, hence all the "sHe'S nOt AfTeR a MaN iN ThIs VeRsIOn" talk.
The live action remakes are trying to attract an audience that doesn't really exist much, anymore, and back when it did exist, was comprised mainly of people who didn't actually watch the films. The Disney princesses are no longer seen as sexist, and feminine qualities are no longer seen as weak or undesirable.
#long post#i told a friend once she reminded me of snow white and she got offended because i completely forgot people get offended by her#i was thinking “well you're super nice and would probably handle all she went through really well like she did!!!”#like i'd be an anxious mess after almost getting killed
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Does anyone else with ADHD get project ideas, try to do them, then get discouraged super soon after you start and realize your goals were too lofty and abandon said project forever
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Personality tests like MBTI are really arbitrary as a whole but I love using them to group fictional characters because you get stuff like these four all having the same personality type
Can you imagine how crazy this conversation would be?
#mbti#they're all istp if you're wondering#Ike and Samus are also istp so theoretically you could throw them in here too
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If Fire Emblem Had Tumblr
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This is a reminder that practicing dark magic will always be dangerous, evil, and very problematic!
🌑purplegaymagic Follow
Oh fuck off,, NOT ALL DARK MAGIC IS INHERENTLY EVIL!!!
Yes certain types of dark magic can be dangerous but ITS NOT EVILL!!
🖤the-elder-mage Follow
First of all op, you're from elibe so you should know that the preferred name for dark magic here is elder magic.
Second, op is a dragonphobe and supports the g*nocide of all dragons.
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henlo,,,
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henlo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me watching my friend getting warped to Zenith for the 5th time in different clothes cause they were popular
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wdym you dont need a tome to summon magic in fodlan and valentia??????
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Im over here flipping thru the pages of my book for my life hoping my head doesnt get caved in by a hand axe!!
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Wait... weapons can break????
⚔️myrmigone Follow
YOUR WEAPONS CANT BREAK!?!?!?!?
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Hey guys! I'm a fighter about to promote!
Should I promote to warrior or hero?
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Godssssss
pegasuses are such misandrists. wtf did i do to you flying pony??
Pegasuses arent even usful, they litterally get one shotted by an archer with 5 strength.
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Literally not every pegasi breed "hates" men.
Go to Hoshido if you wanna see men riding pegasi.
I'm so sorry that certain pegasi were born not wanting a man to ride them.
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Hey guys @/begnionianloverss is a laguzphobe and supports the s*renes m*ssacre saying that "they deserved it"
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Oof,, thanks for informing us, I have friends who follow that account, gonna tell them that info immediately!
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Can myrmidons shut up abt their crit rates???
Yall cant even do 1 damage against me, how tf that crit rate gonna help you???
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Flame Sword
Levin Sword
Wind Sword
Runesword
Sonic Sword
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with YOUR 3 MAGIC???????? LMAO!!!! stop coping and admit that myrmidon is a shit class
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Heard that @flameempire was hosting a bbq at belhalla, very excited!
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THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ THAT WASNT A BBQ--
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wtf is happening in jugdral
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Gods I hate people with crests
Privileged mfs
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Brooooo my crest literally randomly summons a thunder storm whenever im around.
I was in khadein (a literal desert nation) a while ago and in the middle of THE HOT DESERT DAY A FUCKING TORENTIAL RAIN STORM APPEARS!!!
That is not a privilege
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OP you literally have a crest! how can you say you hate crests when YOU HAVE ONE YOURSELF!!!! SMH
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I can fix him
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No you fucking can't
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No you fucking can't
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No you fucking can't
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No you fucking can't
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No you fucking can't
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This website was a waste of money
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Concept: One of those guess the Nintendo game quizzes but it's the most evil and unhinged songs from each franchise
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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i’ve noticed userboxes becoming a meme lately and yet i haven’t seen anybody post the pure GOLD that is the phineas and ferb wiki’s userboxes, so allow me to enlighten ya’ll
also this one is hilarious to me because this is the only one for act your age
nobody who knew shit about formatting a wikia template cared enough to make one for act your age
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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.
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Sigurd/Deirdre request for FE Rally for Gaza ❤️
This is the last drawing I’m doing for the event! Thank you so much for donating and requesting!! This ends APRIL 17 so get in your donations for art, writing, merch, autograph rewards from so many talented people now!!!! 🔗 https://ferally4gaza.crd.co/
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