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tom-slander · 1 year
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I watch this video every night before I sleep. It works better for me than any kind of ASMR or satisfying compilation. If I don't complete my ritual I end up having vivid nightmares of Tom chasing me through the house until I wake up in a cold sweat.
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what kind of hateful soul would make or watch this
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tom-slander · 1 year
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Hey sorry we've been on an unplanned hiatus for so long :) mod legacy and I have spent the past few months scheming together in an underground bunker, waiting for the perfect moment to enact our secret plans. If Tom gets erased from the history of the universe at any point it totally wasn't our fault hahah, not like you'll know anyway because the contents of this blog would (theoretically) be erased too. What a funny silly hypothetical not-real scenario to think about!
Anyway we still hate Tom, so expect even more hatred from us soon
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tom-slander · 2 years
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They fucking tatered him...
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tom-slander · 2 years
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okay after we fucking destroy them do you all wanna get food together or something? I'm thinking Denny's.
no funny business, we're just gonna chill out and be civil and do nothing else :) we need to calm down after such a big fight :) - Mod C
Yeah, nothing else at all :) you can trust us :) - Mod L
Lock these guys and Hikkisunny in a room with some knives for a few hours,I wanna see what happens.
Two blogs enter...one blog leaves. The world's first tumblr cage fight.
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tom-slander · 2 years
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He deserves this.
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tom-slander · 2 years
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But damn he thicc you gotta admit it
Oh he's dummy thick for sure-- in the sense where both words mean 'stupid'. - Mod L
I'm going to pop his ass like a balloon 📌 - Mod C
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tom-slander · 2 years
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There's you, hikkisunny, and now matt-is-the-worst.... All you need is an Edd blog and you guys could make "Hatesworld" lol
At this point the Edd hate blog showing up is inevitable but when it does I WILL throw hands. Edd is perfect and I love him so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️ if you are mean to him I will literally kill you >:(
(This is not to woobify Edd and say that he isn't violent or a bastard or anything. He is an absolute bastard and I love him for it. Murder is ok if you are Edd <3)
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tom-slander · 2 years
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Lock these guys and Hikkisunny in a room with some knives for a few hours,I wanna see what happens.
Two blogs enter...one blog leaves. The world's first tumblr cage fight.
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tom-slander · 2 years
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This pathetic excuse for a man is so much of a loser that even inanimate objects abandon him. As they should.
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tom-slander · 2 years
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What the fuck is wrong with him in this panel? Put those floor grippers away!!! His feet probably make wet "thwap thwap thwap" sounds against the pavement when he walks, what a freak! I want to kick him into the pool and watch him flail about.
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tom-slander · 2 years
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This idiot literally eats shit. He actually thinks rabbit droppings are chocolate, even when holding a bowl of it inches from his face he can’t tell that it’s clearly not, he’s so fucking stupid and I hate him. He’s going to get E-coli and he’s going to deserve it.
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tom-slander · 2 years
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tom sucks
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