You couldn’t watersport that out of me

a guy like me needs a $20 shit ass laptop that is only used for plugging in random flash drives i find on the ground

I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

i cannot speak for how ashamed i am that this popped up in my snapchat memories

they’re laughing at him bc puzzle pieces are a really terrible material to make a backpack out of

absolutely insane that im required to be at work in the middle of a severe thunderstorm that has a tornado watch attached to it and said watch extends through half the state 🥴🥴🥴🥴 but whatever for walmart i guess

BALD MAN ☹️🫵

saw someone paint an image but as a compressed JPEG and im obsessed and have to try it immediately

the pixel art brothers

legends say that if you pet them all at the same time, you become the pixel art master!

some of my favourite excerpts from the street cat wiki

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house