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toasterslime · 11 days
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His punching bag swag has captivated me
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toasterslime · 15 days
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Daisy and Jon are best friends, to me
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toasterslime · 15 days
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Melanie King s3 alternative ending
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toasterslime · 15 days
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Giggling and kicking my feet about horrors beyond my comprehension
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toasterslime · 20 days
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Transfem sanji but he overcompensates by flirting with every woman he sees and PUTTING MEN DOWN. I cannot stress enough how closeted his fucking disdain for a lot of things labeled “masculine” like not caring about your appearance or cleanliness are. It’s one thing to dislike those things but when ur in the closet you’re stuck actively distancing yourself from both ‘sides’. Transfem Sanji but when he sees a woman he’s been conditioned to show that appreciation and want as attraction. And that’s probably there too but he doesn’t know what to do with the other thing, which is almost envy, so he throws himself ten times harder into flirting with women. Transfem Sanji but he’s been so conditioned by his life to believe that he is never “man enough” that he doesn’t know how to even conceive of the fact that he doesn’t want to be. Transfem Sanji but Sanji is fucked up and traumatized. Transfem Sanji but he /doesn’t know what to do with these feelings oh fuck better put them in the box next to all the trauma/. T-
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toasterslime · 20 days
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why does "friends with benefits" come with sexual connotations. Why can't we just be friends and the benefit is I provide you with baked goods.
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toasterslime · 21 days
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toasterslime · 23 days
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you see this on your trail cam wdyd (unedited ver. below the cut)
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toasterslime · 23 days
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toasterslime · 23 days
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Don’t know if Basira is a dog person, but Daisy sure is.
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toasterslime · 23 days
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Daisy and Basira :DD my babes on the Strength Tarot Card❤️❤️❤️
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toasterslime · 23 days
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toasterslime · 4 months
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The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE
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toasterslime · 4 months
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"why are you lgbt wrong answers only " to be quite honest the girls always made me be the dog when we played house
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toasterslime · 8 months
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I think the reason for the Resident Evil fandom being chronically horny is that if I think too hard about Leon’s story I will cry and if I think too hard about Ada’s story I will cry and if I think too much about Ethan’s story I will cry and if I think too much about -
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toasterslime · 8 months
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New DSM criteria just dropped. How much do you relate to Hezekiah Wakely from MAG 152: A Gravedigger’s Envy. Be honest.
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toasterslime · 8 months
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If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.
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