“pro-life spiderman” as the chosen self-description of a guy who free solos skyscrapers to raise money for crisis pregnancy centers sure is proof of the endless ability of language to produce novel phrases
People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit
frequently i'm like "why am i still on twitter" but then i see a 2017-ass insane crab nebula brain take like this and i'm just like oh right that's why. hast thou considered that SOME PEOPLE are ALLERGIC to FROZEN FOOD and therefore it is a VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS to deny them a CHILI'S QUESADILLA delivered to their house FOR FREE