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tinymoneyknightspy · 10 months
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Desert Heart and the Rocky horror picture show. I'm pretty sure they were already out
Movies I like to think Van and Tai watched together before the crash include Fried Green Tomatoes, A League of Their Own and Showgirls (Van bribed the guy at the video store to let her rent it)
What movies would y’all add?
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tinymoneyknightspy · 11 months
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What about lesbian?
Cannibals: yellowjackets
Vampires: first kill
Pirates: ???
Ghosts: bly manor
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tinymoneyknightspy · 1 year
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OMG VERONICA?!
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I think we always know
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tinymoneyknightspy · 1 year
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I guess ????
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Hot takes on movie musicals
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tinymoneyknightspy · 1 year
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tinymoneyknightspy · 2 years
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“What’s your damage Heather?!”
Two worlds colliding.  Does Cordelia says anything like that?
WHY THEY LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON????
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tinymoneyknightspy · 2 years
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neither have heather chandler... cause you know.. she's dead
not me realising that heather duke is the only character in heathers who doesn't have a depressing solo-
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tinymoneyknightspy · 2 years
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I think we always know
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tinymoneyknightspy · 2 years
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cute things to call your girlfriend
demon queen
mythic bitch
the almighty
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tinymoneyknightspy · 2 years
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I make memes now
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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If they named Xena episodes like Friends episodes
The One Where They’re Angels
The One Where Xena and Gabrielle Kill Eachother’s Kids
The One Where Joxer is Relevant
The One Where Xena and Gabrielle Kiss But Its The Future and Xena Is In A Boy Body So It’s Okay To Show On Television In 1999
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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"If she didn't have sexual awakening to Gabrielle The Battling Bard of Potidaea she's too young for you, bro." (Barbelle the web series quote, kind of).
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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Hercules and the lost kingdom (1994)
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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Hercules The Legendary Journeys s05e09 For those of you just joining us
Could it be gayer? I don't think so
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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What you mean Gabrielle was meant to be sexually obsessed with Xena? You're trying to tell me she wasn't?!
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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An Incomplete List Of Thing That Actually Fucking Happened On Xena: Warrior Princess
1: Gabrielle is placed under a sleeping curse which is broken when Xena kisses her (on the lips)
2: Xena’s ghost possesses someone’s body and makes out with Gabrielle (who totally knows it’s her and would never kiss the guy she’s possessing)
3: Xena and Gabrielle’s reincarnations find each other, remember their past life together, and then get married
4: Xena refers to Gabrielle as the father of her child
5: Xena and Gabrielle consistently referring to each other as their “soul mate” 
6: Xena stays sane and keeps from breaking during torture by imagining Gabrielle doing a sexy dance
7: This:   
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tinymoneyknightspy · 4 years
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Anyone making a TV series set more than 500 years in the past needs to answer one question:
Do you understand why Xena Warrior Princess was so good?
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