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tiaraworks · 44 minutes
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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tiaraworks · 15 hours
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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tiaraworks · 18 hours
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Are you a:
Youngest child
Middle child
Eldest child
Only child
(For the purpose of this poll I'm calling anything between oldest and youngest a middle child i.e if you're the second of four children you're a middle child)
(Also just use your best judgement and click what you consider yourself to be if it's somewhat debatable in terms of step siblings or half siblings etc.)
Sorry if this has been done already :)
(For the purpose of this poll I'm calling anything between oldest and youngest a middle child i.e if you're the second of four children you're a middle child)
(Also just use your best judgement and click what you consider yourself to be if it's somewhat debatable in terms of step siblings or half siblings etc.)
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tiaraworks · 20 hours
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clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
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tiaraworks · 21 hours
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
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tiaraworks · 21 hours
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IMO you can't say anything coherent about most US-based right wing conspiracy theories without understanding how seriously the diehards in these movements believe in The Devil
the obvious question, "who benefits from maintaining this elaborate lie," does not stop people like Flat Earthers because many of them are young earth creationists who believe in powerful spiritual forces whose only goals are
1. convincing people that Christianity isn't true
2. the proliferation of largely symbolic Evil, which they enjoy tricking you into supporting
"tricking" people into believing the earth is round is enough of a goal for The Devil to go to all that trouble. if people don't believe in God's perfect little flat earth then they're also free to believe in things like evolution and the big bang
practicality and material concerns are usually irrelevant. the lie is worth maintaining because The Devil has near unlimited time, resources, and human servants, and his top priority is Getting You
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tiaraworks · 23 hours
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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tiaraworks · 1 day
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No one ever congratulates him on his transition
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The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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I hope the kids growing up on today's internet are still getting to share that experience of finding some out-of-context AMV featuring an implied narrative of characters they know nothing about and having it become a keystone of their brain forever
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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My outfit today :)
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!
Hit [B] to feminize him!
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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Pokemon white trainer OC. Starter being oshawott(OSHA) and they're all about safety regulations during pokemon battle thus the safety gear theme. Until sumarott, when they got tired of trying to educate people who won't listen and decided kick people's asses if they didnt follow safety regulations
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tiaraworks · 2 days
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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