GUYS WE'RE LOSING

Fuck it *cosplays your patton*

These are from like, January, but I figured I might as well post my stuff (I'm on IG) here!

Andrew Tate randomly decided to come for Greta Thunberg. Greta replies in what was the biggest burn of the century. Andrew claps back with a video where he is eating pizza. Romanian authorities realize that he is eating pizza from a Romanian pizza chain thus confirming that he was in the country and are able to track down his location. Andrew Tate is then arrested for *allegedly* human trafficking. You cannot make this shit up.

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

why the bachelors at stardew valley all wear 2 layers of clothing

everyone say thank you greta

back on my sanders sides hyperfixation.

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Can't wait for Sanders Sides to finally come back and the only thing we'll get from Logan is something like this

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)