Drunk fun

I’m on my phone so I can’t write long diatribes but please know that being drunk is awesome now that I’m old and wise enough to use it for good

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Real talk

If you think getting drunk is bad, I have bad news about being sober

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Sometimes

Sometimes I want to kill myself Sometimes I want to play video games

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I don't even care though

Giving a shit is for the young

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Well

Look. I’ve been either drunk or asleep for like 3 months

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I found a solution

It’s red wine and vodka. I finally get to feel happiness. More coming re memoirs. I have a funny story about trying out for cheerleaders when I was 11. SPOILER ALERT: I had a bladder leak the entire time. STAY TUNED

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Look

If you want someone who is in constant pain, you’ve come to the right place

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Don't let them lie to you

Been drinking a lot and I’m happier.

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bitch, die already

Write a letter to your 100-year-old self. Seriously wtf are you doing being alive this long? I mean this is just a flagrant rejection of the natural order. Again, if you can still see out them decrepit dried up orbs you call eyes well enough to read this, please die.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THO

I’m actually doing pretty good all things considered. Don’t worry. It’ll fall apart in like a couple days for sure but why not enjoy it while it lasts

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plenty to complain about but

empty and lost and sometimes a little drunk and nausea but not in the stomach in the brain like Sartre my nose looks wrong in the mirror but if i take out my eyeballs and turn them around it’s perfectly fine it got worse then better then worse then now then tomorrow and so on

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Being yelled at for being depressed after 8 months of hell nothing is ok I want to die

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Better?

Maybe just different But definitely new Things fo sideways Lateral moves

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FUCK

FUCK FUUUUUUUCK

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Cry

Cool torrential downpour after an extended heatwave so you can breathe again

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I'm done.

I’m done.

I’m at a point where I’m just done trying. Like, if magical forces wanna keep me alive, good luck with that. But I’m done taking an active part in surviving.

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Oh right, books

I’m struggling with Fear and Trembling because (and I did read this before and vaguely recall having the same issue) it’s just a lot of words to say a simple thing. Like, we get it. You’ve been obsessed with Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his son from childhood and you lost sleep over it because you clearly have other issues. But fucking God literally told him to. It’s not that deep, my man.…

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