thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme
Those who give spoilers shall be splatted
A combination headcanon and incorrect quotes blog for my new hyper fixation. Strictly SFW. May also post my Splatoon OCs on occasion. You can call me Kitty, she/her/they, 29 I believe in Frye Forehead Supremacy
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Some Ghost Love
#splatoon#oc ghost#Currently playing as her in Side Order#Since she's one of my many Agent 8's#And she's just so pretty#I need to do more with her#Btw she uses she/her and he/him#Because Agent 3 thought she was a guy for years (literally had the guy hair and uniform because she doesn't like skirts)#And he didn't know until very recently that she identified (mostly) as a girl#Ghost just thought it was a quirk of inkling language and started calling herself with masc pronouns and keeps doing it#Even after 3 finds out#She doesn't consider him using masc pronouns on her as misgendering since she already sort of ID'd as gender fluid but didn't know the term#Agent 3 feels like an absolute dick though#He thought he was gay and Ghost was just trans (which he wasn't EXACTLY wrong about)#But then he finds out and he's like 'welp I guess I'm bi now'#Along with anxiety over thinking he misgendered Ghost#Everything ends up fine in the end tho
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i bought a sport skort today and I can't help but think that a cute pleated skort would look so much better than the sport skirt and bike shorts we have now in game
#splatoon#Wea can keep the skirt already in game just give me a few more cute options#Or like stockings instead of shorts#You gave the Squid Sisters cute striped stockings for springfest no w give them to us#I'm probably going to just draw any fit with a skirt with my cute skort now#Just give us a few more femme options please 🥺
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THIS JUST IN
Frye Onaga is now single because both Shiver AND Big Man have been kicked out of the polycule
#splatoon#splatoon 3#Deep Cut#Polycut#I am joking#Kinda#Just let Frye win damn#Splat 4 better not have more than 2 idols because this is just unfair#I'm salty but GG to Bear Cubs#You fought your hearts out#Maybe this is Big Man's payback for team Bigfoot
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Spring Fest Splatsville and Deep Cut!
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Spring Fest Inkopolis Plaza!
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Spring Fest Squid Sisters!
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Spring Fest Inkopolis Square and more Off The Hook!
#splatoon#splatfest#springfest#off the hook#I have way more pictures of Off the Hook but I am afraid for my poor switch
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Shout out to that one mirror with Bunny that let us dominate the map and party at like 12 am, you made it so much easier to for me to get ruler because of the synergy bonus
#splatoon#splatfest#I had to speed run the grind because I thought I wouldn't have time today#But guess I'm that poor Octo boy stuck in Splatsville's porta potty rn#Only had to play for like an hour and I only had three wins#So the party mirror did really help#So thank you
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fun idea I had just waking up -
Turf war write ups
In universe write ups for dumb reasons ink kids are banned participating in ink battles for a certain amount of time.
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Spring Fest Deep Cut !
#splatoon#springfest#deep cut#splatoon frye#Splatoon shiver#splatoon big man#Sorry there's only one Big Man#I started getting fatigued
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Spring Fest Squid Sisters!
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Spring Fest Off The Hook!
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ALL SPLATOON 3 QR CODES (SO FAR)!
Scan away in Splatnet in the Nintendo App to get banners, coins, and other cool rewards!
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Splatoon buffed Sploosh and my loss streak immediately ended once I became my true rat self again
#splatoon#V Sploosh my beloved#I love being a distraction and letting my team take the map back while the enemy team tries to kill me
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Introducing my fan Splat Band - Shine On, Sea Dogs!
The first pic are their first designs and the head shots are the updated ones.
The super colorful one is Sparkle (she prefers Sparky), a firefly squid with the same ink condition as Yoko (but with more control over the colors) and rainbow vitiligo.
The octoling is Pubby, who's more lovecore than scene. She's got multiple pins holding her afro up
And the Sharkling is Doug, a forty year old dogfish who's only in the band to keep the girls safe from weirdos. (His was design was too perfect to change, he's just a guy and I love him so much.)
Ask me about these goobers if you want, I love them 🥺
#splatoon#Splatoon OC#OC Sparky#OC Pubby#OC Doug#fan splatband#My art#My OC#They're based on sparkledogs as a concept#They find old human Y2K music and cover/translate is with a inkfish twist#This is Twist's canonical favorite band#< transferring the og tags here as well
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I've been really upset about my horrible loss streak and couldn't figure out how I had gotten so awful in so little time.
A little bit ago, I watched a Vicvillion stream where she talked about having high sensitivity motion controls to help her wrists not hurt and to more comfortably play. After that stream I upped my sensitivity by a lot and forgot about it.
I got to thinking and lowered it to something close to before and my next game was honestly so much better (we won, but I felt far more controlled playing than I have during my loss streak)
I tried too much all at once.
I'm such a squidding idiot (/)..)
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