You're grossed out by the bathtub scene because he's drinking another man's cum. I'm grossed out by the bathtub scene because he's slurping up that man's cum right next to the dirty ass drain. We are not the same.

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

I am CRYING like a LITTLE BITCH about this DAMN RED ONI and his BABY DAUGHTER

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

Happy dog

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shut up this is the only video I care about

this is bullshit

why even make the movie

Am I the only one who saw the part of demon house where they uncovered a press on nail, women's panties, a comb, two children's socks, a bar in a red tin, all dug up from one small dirt corner under the stairs and didn't think it was some sort of demon ritual but a serial killers's personal trophy collection instead???

Seriously why did the police jump to demons first? The rest of the basement floor was filled in with concrete, except for the square patch found under the steps like it was hidden, it was a rental property and the items found burried were all small personal effects that could be found on a person in or outside of their home.

**Intro to Man! I Feel Like A Woman! starts playing**

Me:

something all children covet is the generic black t-shirt with white skull worn by cartoon teenagers

Don't look up really threw me into a depressive mood. Because it's so accurate to people's response to disaster, and is basically us right now with climate change. Scientists are actively telling us we will be fucked and everybody is reacting the same as in this film.

Why aren't more people talking about the Jockey skit on SNL that just aired?? I fucking cried laughing at it, it's right up there with "Dear Sister" in my heart now. That skit is legit the first SNL skit that I've actually laughed at in years.

Dinner patrol

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