have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad

I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons.

Bunnymund to Jack Frost

Vaggie: Okay, run this by me again. How did you run over Alastor? Lucifer: Charlie and I were going for a drive and I saw him crossing the road. Lucifer: So I said “Charlie, deer.” Vaggie:…And then what happened? Charlie:…I said “yes, Dad?”

Jack: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Bunny: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation, okay?

Jack Frost: Bunny, relax, come on. When have I ever let you down?

Bunnymund: Constantly.

Merlin: You three. Explain. Now.

Eggsy: It was Harry.

Whiskey: It was Harry.

Harry: It was Harry.

Merlin: ...

Harry: Damn.

Eggsy: Do you have any idea what I’m capable of?

Whiskey: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

Eggsy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Roxy does?

Eggsy: I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Merlin: If Roxy were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes.

Merlin: If you see Roxy jump off a cliff, by all means.

Merlin: Jump off a cliff.

Eggsy: You jump off a cliff.

Merlin: Gladly.

Merlin: Provided Roxy did first.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Harry: No Elton concert for you.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Merlin: No singing for you.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Whiskey: And...oh my god.

Ginger Ale: Is there anything that you love?

Whiskey: Revenge.

Ginger Ale: No vengeance for you!

so im sure at least some of yall have seen this lil post of mine floating around with its various commentaries added on

looking through the notes, i noticed a lot of people (including my own mutuals) commented things like “yeah this is ok for kids but its weird for adults” and i honestly think that theyre missing the original point of my post

EVERYONE, no matter the age, is allowed to have fun, so long as they arent hurting anyone. it doesnt matter if its a 12-year-old or a 26-year-old with a rainbow sparkly alicorn oc, if it aint hurting anyone, its fucking fine.

dont squander creativity in ANYONE, regardless of age. in fact, end cringe culture entirely.

i dont claim to be an expert on love but i think theres something to like… ok so my girlfriend got undertale on the switch a while back, right? and she’s definitely not a bad videogamer but it takes practice yknow, esp when youre doing a neutral route and actually fight stuff. so when she got to the hardest bosses i took the controller and beat them for her. not because she couldn’t, but because i love her. and that’s what my brother did when i was a kid playing sonic adventure 2 or whatever, not because i was dumb but because he was good at it and he loved me. and when i want my girlfriend to read something (a post, an essay, a novel) but she’s too tired to actually read so it i read it to her and i do silly voices and she laughs and we have more fun that way. when you hand a water bottle to your friend and they open it without you even having to ask. when you spent a million years fixing the flat tire on your bike and then your dad just takes the tools and does it for you. its not a judgement, it’s just a service. you could do it yourself, but why should you have to when you are loved?

#same energy 😘

Sportacus: No one calls Sportacus Íþróttaálfurinn Magnus Alexander Scheving Busybody Rotten a thief!

Trixie: No one's got the time to!

Robbie: I’m so sick of you and all your stupid vegan Sports-elf nonsense!

Sportacus: Actually, I’m a pescatarian.

Robbie: Damn right you’re a pest!

(in the future, please use the submission box instead of the ask box)

Robbie: Babe.

Robbie: I'm at the fresh market.

Sportacus: Good morning, get me a peach.

Robbie: I'll get you the heavens and the earth.

Robbie: The stars and the moon.

Robbie: But I just left and I'm too lazy to go back.

Stephanie: You lost Bessie!? How do you lose a woman!?

Milford: You forget to cherish her.