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they keep todd howard locked in there

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

Katy O'Brian in Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can't always understand everything that's said, no idea how things are spelled

Advantages of audiobooks: this

God bless you, Moira Quirk.

Transcript:

"No," said Dulcinea. "Oh, no no no. Stay awake."

Gideon couldn't say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.

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hey i just wanna say. bc i dont say this part enough. i am so glad i didn’t kill myself. my life is better now in ways that i couldn’t have imagined when i was younger. i still get these suicidal days and these days where i don’t make it past my apartment door? but like. life has gotten so much better than i thought it could be for me. it’s worth pushing through. it’s worth healing. it’s worth surviving. i love you.

This apartment did come with the most fuckass table I've ever seen tho. Sorry whatever cow died and got turned into this table. Rip bozo sucks for you

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