SHIT SAID ON DISCORD.

"I’m from northern Minnesota originally so I’m like great value Canadian." "it was a premeditated fart." "YOU CAN'T PREMEDITATE A FART" "THERE ARE TOO MANY FART CONTINGENCIES" "welcome to 2024 where premeditated farts stirs discourse faster than whether pineapple goes on pizza" "that feeling when they say “get rid of these they’re expired” and you just gotta get all enlisted about it" "My life is just a long sequence of quotable quotes" "nobody wants your coochie nugget." "have you ever had a ricochet shit hit your ass cheek?" "he showed me his flower and i didn't respond!!!!!" "ah yes, 2:17 in the morning - better known as 'almost 3 am'." "i forgot about the master chief mod in halo-" "Damn. Didn't realize tear gas was bouncier than the tits on a stripper." "dont white knight in front of my fuckin chicken alfredo" "They be avoiding hydration like I avoid the IRS" "Call willy wonka he got a worker missing" "you've been gyrated" "shot him up the ass. now he can't shit no more." "you can prevent random people but you cannot prevent ME. i am unpreventable." "and in that moment, i knew - you fucked me up." "this one has the nesticles." "this is group fight - gang bang!" "you got a permit for gas - you can fart freely now." "uhh there is a single thought in our heads and that thought is coochie coochie coo apparently." "'you are going to die' is NOT a warning. that is a STATEMENT." "threat: i am going to tinkly your winkly."