I would indeed, never stop teasing my baby brother for it, hehe

lmfaooo imagine sea sick tobirama

he is one of the strongest shinobi of his time!

he can use all nature transformations and most importantly, he's a suiton master!

he can create a vast quantity of water out of fucking thin air!

he can obliterate an opponent with his suiton jutsus alone!

he... gets hit by extreme nausea the very moment he steps on a fucking boat lmao

every travel to uzushio is filled with dread and to his embarrassment, neither hashirama nor mito stop teasing him about it ever

please reblog if you love oc’s / fully support your oc rp partners 

Hi I just bet 100.000 yen that I’d be the mother of ur kids someday um advice on how to not lose my money pls

I- uhm... What? *genuinely confused, his tanned face taking on a dark red hue*

i'm off for a bit, sorry!

Mod speaking here:

I won't be posting much, since I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck I'll do Sakuro's story, as well as have studies to catch up on.

I'll still post random shit and art though!

Wish me luck!

♡☆Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju☆♡

♡☆柱間 千住 扉間 千住☆♡

Have you ever succesfully pranked Tobirama for April fools? If yes, what was the prank and his reaction to it?

Yes.

Five words

Water. whip and Kunais.

Never again *he shudders* Never again...

Tobi, i understand, but what did i do?

Hashirama and tobirama teasing Madara about his height?🥺

Honestly, these two Senjus would die from the dumbest reason ever

even tho it's mostly Tobi's fault in this case

Izuna coming in clutch 🙌

♨︎．

It's finally finished and uup, whooooooo

FOUNDERS ERA: "Story of Hashirama's Nipple Piercings"

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Inspired from my rp ask sessions with @kisame-hoshigaki-rp and @cat-of-the-anbu

Enjoy~

*gives u a hug* hang in there, buddy!

Today does not lend itself to drafting. It's a busy work kind of day at work, so... If you wanna chat, come find me in DMs or on discord.

*tugs lightly on Hashirama’s sleeve* “Hi Mr. Hashirama, have you gotten to take any rest breaks recently?” I grin sheepishly, rubbing the back of my neck in a somewhat nervous fashion. “I’m new to the village but you do so much that I’ve seen, just… remember to rest okay?” I give him a tired but supportive smile with double thumbs up.

He looks up from the mountain of paperwork, blinking at her, before he gives her a close-eyed blinding grin. "Of course! Don't worry, Kora-chan. I have been taking care of myself well. Even though Tobirama can be such a slavedriver sometimes, he means well. He makes up for the hard work I do and even helps me when I'm in desperate need for it! You should get some rest too, you look tired." The dark-skinned man looks at her over from his kage table, worriedly taking in her appearance. "Make sure to eats lots, have a nice, relaxing bath bath and rest well. I will take you off the D-ranked missions for a while for you to have some time for yourself." Hashirama smiles at her kindly.

I'd rather someone take my soda than 50.000 yen. I could buy all the sodas in the world *squats down in the corner and proceeds to make gloomy circles onto the ground.

Hasshhhiiii! *Sobbing* I got really drunk last night and lost all my money in a dice game. Have you any advice for a sad fool?

Uhhhh....

I don't know

Just yesterday I lost 50.000 yen myself (don't tell Tobi, he's going to kill me.)

I'm still trying to get out of the previous debt, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *he laughs nervously.*

*he turns gloomy* all that money.... wasted...

Hasshhhiiii! *Sobbing* I got really drunk last night and lost all my money in a dice game. Have you any advice for a sad fool?

Uhhhh....

I don't know

Just yesterday I lost 50.000 yen myself (don't tell Tobi, he's going to kill me.)

I'm still trying to get out of the previous debt, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *he laughs nervously.*

*sighhhhhhhs and the river slowly stops.* I guess there's no helping it... *he grumbles, pouting he crosses his arms, angry at himself.*

Hasshhhiiii! *Sobbing* I got really drunk last night and lost all my money in a dice game. Have you any advice for a sad fool?

Uhhhh....

I don't know

Just yesterday I lost 50.000 yen myself (don't tell Tobi, he's going to kill me.)

I'm still trying to get out of the previous debt, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *he laughs nervously.*

*sighs pathetically, shoulders slumped, river of tears running down his face.* and I have to stop drunk-gambling.... or gambling in general... *sighhhhhhhhhh*

Hasshhhiiii! *Sobbing* I got really drunk last night and lost all my money in a dice game. Have you any advice for a sad fool?

Uhhhh....

I don't know

Just yesterday I lost 50.000 yen myself (don't tell Tobi, he's going to kill me.)

I'm still trying to get out of the previous debt, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *he laughs nervously.*

*he smiles* so I see. Use it well and use it to protect the ones you love and cherish the most, my child.

@lordsecondsenju

Tobi look! This is my new son! *points at Yamato grinning proudly, patting his back just as proudly.* AHAHAHAHAHA! I am a father of many now!

*looks at the rouge ANBU in the cat mask. he smiles* So, you're the one who succeeded in making wood-style work?

Nice to meet you, my child! *he grins and extends his hand*

Lord First?! Uh... [He takes the hand and shakes it.] I... Well, I didn't exactly make it work. But... Yes, the mokuton is still around.

Hasshhhiiii! *Sobbing* I got really drunk last night and lost all my money in a dice game. Have you any advice for a sad fool?

Uhhhh....

I don't know

Just yesterday I lost 50.000 yen myself (don't tell Tobi, he's going to kill me.)

I'm still trying to get out of the previous debt, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *he laughs nervously.*