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transformers animated au where nobody on cybertron inexplicably speaks english and ratchet has to be a (shitty) translator for fanzone
#nobody on cybertron can be assed to download a whole language module for ONE ORGANIC#so Fanzone just spends the entire time listening to various beeps chirps dialup noises and completely incomprehensible syllables#some of which are at a frequency that he can't hear or just straight up hurt his eardrums#and Ratchet is having to ping-pong between his own language modules for the poor guy#WHILE being on the run from the government and trying to track down a spy that's living in their sewers. fun times#tf#tfa
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hey look i got some bugs for yall
#BUG BOYS!!#you perfectly nailed what I expect their dynamic would be#in that Inferno is READY he is PUMPED he is going to SERVE THE COLONY TO THE FULL EXTENT OF HIS POWER#and Waspinator is Fully Sick Of This Shit#tf#tfa#bw
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#this is one of those ones where I'd love for someone who knows nothing about tf to try to explain what's happening here#tf#tfa
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Me: Okay you need to write this exposition. Just a little so the audience knows what's up and then we can go back to plot stuff
My brain: Oh you want final battle?? You wanna hallucinate the final battle that's an unthinkable number of chapters away to Holding Out For A Hero from Shrek 2 and absolutely nothing else??? Is that what you want????
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sentinel prime:
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. cybertron is dying
optimus: spend less money on defense and intelligence
sentinel prime: no
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i love the transformers fandom only we could see a robot in the trailer of a new giant movie and start losing our shit and screaming "ITS STEVE!!!" completely unironically
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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word
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Random Plot Points
A little about me as a writer, I love daydreaming about adventure stories. I usually know the general set up and larger plot points but oftentimes struggle with the how, how do characters get from point A to point B.
So, I made a list of random challenges for my characters that I look at when I'm stuck.
Sharing in case helpful to others! (intended for adventure, sci-fi, fantasy stories)
characters are delayed/blocked/experience a natural disaster (storm, fire, flood, avalanche, earthquake, epidemic, etc) (BONUS and forced to take a detour from the original path)
character(s) is trapped (quick sand, fall through ice, in room filling with poison, on sinking ship, in a trash compactor on the Death Star, etc) (BONUS- fall into hidden room and discover something)
characters go to a festival/ball/party/political summit (where inevitably it all goes wrong)
character(s) overhears a secret (at bar, at party, from a whispered conversation below them in a stairway, etc)
characters are attacked by an animal or mysterious force
characters(s) caught in a mob/riot
character wins/loses something in a bet
character is brainwashed or possessed
character is stranded/lost
character is poisoned
character succumbs to injury or illness
characters are chased/ attacked by antagonists
character is captured or arrested (and needs to be rescued)
character is kidnapped and kidnappers make a demand for their release (financial ransom, exchange of information, prisoner exchange, etc)
character(s) go undercover to retrieve information
characters decide to steal something they need for their quest (weapon, magical object, money, information, etc). (BONUS- time for a well-planned heist!)
characters need to protect/ retrieve/ destroy something
characters uncover a network of spies (up to you if they're unexpected allies or antagonists)
characters discover hidden passageway, room, ruins etc that leads to an important clue
characters forced to hide from someone/something
characters need to escape
characters lured into trap set by villain (BONUS if the villain doesn't even care who wins but only goaded them to learn how a magical object works, the extent of heroes powers, emergency response system of a government, etc)
characters set trap for villain (BONUS- use someone or something important as bait) (if in Act 2, they fail)
characters reveal critical information to villain in disguise
a character is mistaken for someone else (and then is wrongfully arrested, receives information not intended for them, etc)
characters receive help (hitch a ride, get help hiding from captors, get help escaping somewhere, etc) from an unlikely new ally
characters forced to team up with an unlikely ally/ morally grey character, etc
characters learn something from simple library research (an oldie but a goodie)
characters just literally just stumble upon or witness something important (secret weapon, secret society etc)
characters uncover a secret map/ coded message on the back of an old unassuming document (time for a classic treasure hunt!)
someone escapes from prison (an old villain or an old ally) that changes the quest
someone is being blackmailed (or otherwise forced to act against the protagonists)
someone is discredited (rumor, disinformation campaign etc)
something stolen from your characters
something (document, magical object, money) turns out to be fake
OR, something unassuming turns out to have special powers or meaning
something is hacked (defense system, infrastructure, bank, private records, etc)
something critical is attacked (important bridge, port, bank/ financial system, safehouse, capitol building, character's familial home, etc.)
a computer virus is unleashed
a biological weapon is unleashed
a piece of information the characters believed was true, is false
an ancient myth turns out to be true
a secret is made public
A law is changed or a vote on a critical piece of legislation loses/wins
a political opponent wins an election/ a political ally loses an election
character(s) help a passerby (from raiders, local tyrant, beast, mystical force, etc)
characters "follow the money" and realize someone who was thought to be their ally is actually working for... (crime syndicate, villain, local tyrant etc)
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(I want to name them skyscraper(s, like seekers) but dunno if it makes sense…)
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hi i am completely mentally stable and normal about certain media
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changed a few things that were bothering me, think this ideation came out pretty well
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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp
#I can only think of one#but it was like. a weird giant abstract representation of my phone#so kind of?
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Pk so I've been thinking for a while about how ergonomics would look on Cybertron.
Like first of all bots come in such a wide variety of sizes that realistically, common household items would too. Like if we take TFA as an example, and compare Bumblebee to maybe Optimus, and give them a reasonably sized cup each, there would be a cast size difference. And like some things like doors, especially in public places, would probably be built to accommodate the biggest bots, but what about apartments and homes?
Also, before war and factions splitting and etcetera, you needed roads for those with ground-based vehicle modes, but what about those who could fly? Were the towera built with landing spots and entrances in mind? Also, other bodily variations. Some bots have claws instead of "regular" hands, or the variety in vehicle modes even within a single group would make a lot of difference for how they get around.
Also, and i know a lot of people have discussed this before, but beds. Because i think we've all looked at certain characters and thought "there is no way this guy could lay comfortably on their back". Be it wings, or other kibble, or just being shaped weird, I think realistically there would be a "standard" type of bed used in places like hospitals, or army bases or stuff like that. But otherwise there would be a LOT of options to change a bed to suit one's own needs. Because again, with the way some bots are shaped they would realistically have to either have a very specialized bed for proper support, or just lay very specifically.
#size classes especially in terms of animated is so interesting#because of just how LARGE the difference is#four million years of a completely Autobot-run Cybertron likely means that stuff is built around the *average* size class#because by and large most Autobots seem to be Optimus-to-Jazz size#if I had to guess I'd say that most structures have a scale rating of some sort that either goes up or down but not both#like officially ''size rated for frames 63957-3859834 and above'' but it's not a hard line bc people have places to be and things to do#there probably *are* places designed with minibots or larger size classes firstly in mind but it's rare#and because of the four million years of separation between civilian and war builds#all remnants of warbuild-sized stuff have probably been repurposed or demolished#and the few standing structures like the Kaon Arena were built with civilian frames in mind for the stands#but I'd wager that the underground areas meant for the fighters are still Much Larger than anything else currently on Cybertron#tf#tfa
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