anyone just want to be canonically platonically tumblr married to a random tumblrer

just for the sake of advancing the tumblry plot

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

*runs into room*

Weird thought, what if Jane Prentiss' worms weren't actually worms?

They are described as "around an inch long, with silver segmented bodies and blackened heads" and it was only assumed by the characters that they were worms. But that sounds nothing like how one would commonly describe worms. You might be saying that's because of the horrors it doesn't have to be accurate, but I say that's true but dream logic often has some type of anchor to real world logic.

While that description doesn't fit any worm I know, it does however fit another insect to a t. A wasp larvae. Wasp larvae are often silver/translucent, with segmented bodies and a black tip for a head. And what started Jane's descent into the Corruption? A wasp nest. A wasp nest that sang to her of belonging and want, a song the "worms" continue to sing based on Jane's comments.

YEAH YESYESYES I FINISHED SEASON ONE GBBSJSJJSJSKSXJZKSBSDHDJ I LOVE IT SO MUCH HELP

honestly that was a great episode highly recommend but that vase… I just can’t get over it hhahhahhhdjdjjsjishdh

ok sorry I’m done now

HOMOPHOBIC VASE BAAAHHAHAHAHAAHH

HOMOPHOBIC VASE BAAAHHAHAHAHAAHH

Calling the Archivist the Jarchivist implies he’s made out of denim

what are you supposed to do on the days that absolutely no food sounds appetizing but youre sitting there hungry and getting a headache but everything does not sound appealing

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

JANE PRENTISS THAT STATEMENT AAAAAAAH THE POETRY THE BEAUTY SO GOOD I LOVE

Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs

TMA 30: maybe I should become a vegetarian

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.