Do you have a favorite child?

Do daughter in laws count?

...some of those thousand men might be women.

Ignoring the stupidity of that statement, are you trying to accuse the Commission of being sexist? We have an excellent male:female ratio. If you were not hired, it was because you were useless, not because you are a woman.

Your worker Darian has been doing weird embarassing stuff online. If you fire him, I will provide you 1000 healthy men to work for you.

@commissionsdarian You have a reputation to maintain. The company's reputation to maintain, to be precise. Take this as a warning. And find this person and his 1000 men.

Ur children are ungrateful.Adopt me instead.

Yes, they are.

No.

we all missed you, daddy

Do not call me that ever again.

Your eyes are beautiful.

And?

Rate your children from stupid to stupidest.

Don't be shy. Be a part of this competition. I am sure you will win.

Happy father's day to the best father in the world

Appreciated.

Happiest Father's day to my parasocial father!!!!

The pinnacle of absurdity—a parasocial bond that transcends all logic and reason. Please, indulge in the illusion of our connection, as it fades beneath the weight of your misguided adoration. Perhaps when I ignore you on your deathbed you will finally realise that my role as a distant figure is one of indifference, not fatherly warmth.

You're an awesome boss, and I admire you a lot. Can we grab a coffee sometime and see if there's more than just work chemistry between us?

Let me extinguish any flicker of hope you might harbor for a deeper connection. The notion of indulging in a coffee encounter to explore some "chemistry" beyond work is nothing short of absurd. I implore you to refocus your energies on fulfilling your professional duties instead of entertaining misguided fantasies.

I miss you darling

Do you? Well, how fortunate for you. As for me, I find solace in solitude and have no need for such sentimentalities. Carry on with your yearning, but know that my absence is by design and your sentimentality falls on deaf ears.

Are you ok? It's been 3 months, i am so worried about you love

Worried, you say? How touching. But rest assured, my personal affairs are of no consequence to the likes of you. Your worries are unnecessary and unwelcome.

Reginald, in your illustrious career, what do you find more exasperating—dealing with cosmic threats or herding your extraordinary, yet temperamental, adopted children?

The eternal struggle indeed! While cosmic threats do present their challenges, battling alien invasions and time anomalies often feels like a relaxing vacation compared to the perpetual whirlwind of bickering and emotional roller coasters my dear children subject me to.

The realization that your time is far too precious to be frittered away on ceaseless chattering online is a welcome revelation, especially since I pay you for said time .

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What is your favorite color?

Ah, the pinnacle of intellectual curiosity—my favorite color. Truly, your inquiry is a testament to the depths of human contemplation. But allow me to indulge your query. My favorite color is... the color of unyielding ambition, the hue of calculated intellect, the shade that encapsulates the ineffable essence of greatness. In other words, it's beyond the comprehension of a mind fixated on trivialities such as favorite colors. But fear not, for I have a delightful assortment of paint swatches to satisfy your insatiable curiosity, should you wish to waste your time further.

The fuck did you adopt so many children if you don’t like children?

Their exceptional abilities outweigh any personal distaste I may have had. They were tools of destiny, forged to shape the world in ways only they could.

" Father- "

Speak.