STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

Emerges from an ADHD hyperfixation to show you my family as Bluey characters.

Happy Pride!

Alice in Portalland (photo reference is @Adorkastock)

Hello 2016, it is I, the Me in 2021. I've been getting back into writing and drawing and I've been thinking that Tumblr is a good place to deposit the drawings I've made. So here! I've been self-teaching myself Clip Studio. I've also been focusing on historical costuming a bunch. And lately, I've gotten into reading manga (manhwa?)! This here is some fanart of Dayeon Lee from "The Meaning of You". She is extremely depressed in a way that I recognize, and so I love her. She also can talk to animals. I cannot empathize there. I was going to shade this and got frustrated and didn't. This is fine. Flats are fine.

Randomly logged onto tumblr after 5 years away and I've been sent a post about Waldo/Carmen San Diego and another one about Home Depot cool cool cool cool How are all you people

Y'all realize that, if Steven had aged properly rather than stopping at 8, this would be the current face of our hero? Look at this teenage goof.

The Warp Pads are literally traveling at the Speed of Plot. Sometimes the SU Gang is depicted having conversations inside the Warp. Sometimes they don't even finish their sentences before they're at the destination pad. Unless Steven was shouting HAR-- --MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO --NEE! The whole way to the Sky Spire pad?

Rewatching Steven Universe for the like 14th time, I noticed something in Frybo. The people who run screaming from the Fry shop are: -Mr. Fryman -Kiki Pizza -Jenny Pizza -Sour Cream -Buck Dewey In other words, they're the people who would be near the shop anyway. The Frymans work at the shop, obviously, but Kiki and Jenny would be working next door (or in Jenny's case, "working"), and Sour Cream and Buck would be hanging out with Jenny. Frybo probably went and grabbed them from the shop.

“We’re trying for a baby” is the only socially acceptable way of saying you’re dropping as much semen into your significant other as humanly possible.

I got a hair cut, can you tell? (no, no you cannot) I made an appointment for today with my usual hair stylist. I always get my hair dyed. My roots are really bad -- more than an inch long at this point. And I said I wanted an appointment with Larissa, the usual thing. They said, "You're going to want your hair cut, right?" "Yes," I said, because this was a hair cutting place after all. But it was just the usual thing. I said that. I'm 90% certain that I said that I wanted my hair dyed as well. But they emphasized the hair cut. I only got a hair cut. Nowhere in the appointment did it say anything about getting my hair dyed. My hair looks like shit. I paid $60 to get my hair to look exactly as shit as it did before. "Where is your part?" asked this woman who has been cutting my hair every other month for the past two years. "Is it in the middle?" "No," I said. "It's on the left." As I have said every two months for the last two years. "How often do you wash your hair?" asked the woman who has been taking care of my hair for two years. "I never wash my hair," I said. "You don't?" "No," I said. "I condition my hair." "But when do you wash your hair?" "Never," I said. "Curly hair is too dry and fine, it doesn't need shampoo." "What do you do about your scalp?" "I scratch it thoroughly every morning." She yanked my wet hair as straight as it would go, and then cut angles into it. I'm sure it would look very nice if my hair kept the same shape when it was dry. It frames the face. But it would not keep the same shape. All it would do was shorten my front curls even more. She put some sort of weird gel in my hair. "It puts your curls into a sort of shell," she said. "It's supposed to reduce the frizz. It's anti-humidity." I stared. "What do you think?" "They're very defined," I said. "Your curls are naturally very beautiful," she said. I rinsed it out as soon as I got home. I have fluffy, natural ringlets. Not crispy waves. She called me as I was driving home. "Next time you come in, I need you to straighten your hair," she said. Next time I see her is the end of July. She doesn't have any time available before then.

Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:

1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.

2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.

3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.

4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.

5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.

6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.

7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.

8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.

9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses

10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.

11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.

12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.

13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.

just figured it out: the reason why they never made a movie where air bud plays hockey is because it would have to be called air hockey

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd