thepratandtheidiot
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
#☼#never have truer words been spoken actually. im at my hottest when my gender looks wrong to everyone but the queers#we have always been here
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-calypso speaking of odysseus to athena, the odyssey; homer trans. stephen mitchell
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i know it’s been years but black sails really was insane like having a show whose main character is defined by his rage against a society that shunned him for being gay and then having that same show turn around and be like no you don’t have to forgive that society, no you don’t have to find common ground with it, no you don’t have to reform it but in fact the only moral thing for you to do in that situation is to burn it to the fucking ground??? unparalleled experience
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on all levels except physical they are booping noses
#☼#divorced couple of the century#black sails#awesome art#op your colours are insane i want to eat them with a spoon
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being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you
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DEV PATEL
Monkey Man (2024)
dir. Dev Patel
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Colonizers write about flowers.
I tell you about children throwing rocks at Israeli tanks
seconds before becoming daisies.
I want to be like those poets who care about the moon.
Palestinians don’t see the moon from jail cells and prisons.
It’s so beautiful, the moon.
They’re so beautiful, the flowers.
— Noor Hindi, from “Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying,” DEAR GOD. DEAR BONES. DEAR YELLOW.
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
#☼#started saying “we’ll burn that bridge when we get there” as a joke but. kind of like it better#just pack a lighter you’ll be fine!
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atlantic sunrise, april 20, 2024
#☼#this was the prettiest sunrise i can remember seeing in a long time. feel incredibly lucky to have caught it#anytime i feel sad i just listen to the gulls crying and it’s like instant serotonin#bring me that horizon#mine
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
#☼#prev literally GENDER JUMPSCARE!!!!#like i know outwardly i guess i look like a miss or a ma’am or what have you. however#must you point it out 🫠
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2023 -> 2024
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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crozier: hey like not to put too fine a point on it but if we don’t just...send a few people out now to get help we might all die? could you just, let me send a few people out?
sir john: your personality is so so so bad, nobody’s ever gonna love you and you’re gonna die alone
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living with your parents is a constant cycle of i love you more than i could ever comprehend and i want to get out before i lose my fucking mind
#☼#i love my parents deeply and if i ever have to live with them again i will simply Snap.#every single conversation with my mother is like playing a video game where she chooses the WORST dialogue option every single time!!#it’s like a talent at this point!!!#anyway sending love & prayers to everyone else in the tags. i hope u get outta there pronto
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happy black sails on netflix to all who celebrate
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