ain’t nothing but a cyberdog
12K notes
·
View notes
Anthropomorphic stone stelae or statue menhirs from Tyritáke, an ancient Greek town of the Bosporan Kingdom, situated in the eastern part of Crimea
154 notes
·
View notes
1522 Franciabigio - Portrait of a man, probably Matteo Sofferoni
(Gemäldegalerie, Berlin)
263 notes
·
View notes
Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.
2K notes
·
View notes
That movie was slow but full of scenes
4K notes
·
View notes
unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
29K notes
·
View notes
your fandom heritage posts mean nothing if youre just going around giving that title to every post with over 500 notes. it has to have changed lives.
0 notes
Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.
4K notes
·
View notes
Untitled #269
1K notes
·
View notes
"you've been preparing me my whole life, reverend mother" is literally haunting me like imagine knowing your entire life that your two options after your father's inevitable usurpation are sadomasochist knife cannibal or genocidal dictator who's in love with someone else. and you don't even have a choice in which one you will end up with as they fight to the death before your eyes. and you still find the time to serve cunt in all that
494 notes
·
View notes
U just earned yourself another cycle in samsara boy
37 notes
·
View notes
9K notes
·
View notes
how it feels to remember throne of agony sampled the mission impossible theme
1 note
·
View note
794 notes
·
View notes
I'm so angry I could piss glue
4K notes
·
View notes