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The Mundane Archives
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Considerations of The Flesh, recorded by The Archivist in situ
Come to our botanical garden! It's a very romantic place for dates with your boyfriend.
UPDATE: We apologize in advance for anyone who had a poor experience with our ex-employee, Jared. He's been fired.
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Statement of Georgina Barker
Ever since uni, I'm not afraid of anything! :)
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one sentence summaries of every TMA episode
a couple of these are from memes
world's most effective anti-smoking PSA
man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.
woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.
book makes multiple people fall off chair.
man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.
worm sti.
there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.
fuck this tree
well at least ted bundy was a great father :)
i'm like 55% sure vampires are real and i'm willing to take those odds
bitches be dying. you're next.
we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.
sorry ur husband's dead. maybe get some help.
Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)
hah i'm safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.
man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can't be bothered
man's bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people's bones.
this guy sucks at DIY home improvement
aw maybe this priest didn't do anything THAT bad!
oh fuck nevermind
THE SKY ATE MY SON.
the worms stole my identity. i haven't left the house in days.
man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)
my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies
sorry mom, i've abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.
tall squiggly and HANDsome
old man arm wrestles demon through door knob
the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it's their sound tech
immortality but at what cost
working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian
i go to america and get almost killed by a furry
well if you love that wasp nest so much why don't you MARRY it (and then she did)
antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.
bone apple teeth
remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.
babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away
man fucks around and it costs him everything
HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE
oh god oh fuck the worms are here
thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.
the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i'm going to get lost in a tunnel about it.
🎸music makes me loose control🎸
spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party
child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.
these mosquitoes are mad sus
man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.
realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it's a terrible shame.
both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation
guy who turns people's bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people's bones.
man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.
Something Big Is In The Water.
what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)
i'm going to be honest i didn't retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever
everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals
hmmgh. ant house.
so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.
the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues
🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)
maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.
your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT
(work in progress i'll be back)
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there are probably 1 million cat, dog, rabbit, etc mammalian furries out there, which is totally fine and cool. But that doesn't really accurately represent the number of animal species out there in the world. take beetles, for example. like 25% of all animal species are beetles, and yet beetlesonas are a tiny fraction of the furry community. That means there are millions of beetle furries that are unaccounted for. Where are they? The beetle furries are missing and we have to find them. We need to FIND them. We HAVE To Find Them
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pop quiz - MAG 054 edition
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Statement of Jude Perry
A warm handshake can definitely tell you a lot about a person.
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pop quiz - MAG 054 edition
#tma#the magnus archives#the mundane archives#vanilla extract#memes#polls#mag 054#still life#we are BACK with POLLS
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Statement of Enrique MacMillan
Dig
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the lightless flame should have always been my priority, but i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship. i’m sorry for any pain that my actions may have caused to the cult and its followers but most of all to Diego. the only thing that matters right now is the Desolation and our ritual, and that’s where i’m going to focus my attention
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girl you must be from spiders.com
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My cat is being really annoying about it.
Statement of Carlos Vittery
I have a spider in my house
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Statement of André Ramao
No husband, only vase.
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Statement of Mikaele Salesa
I met this guy on a boat and he was cooking meat.
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Statement of François Deschamps
I’m really into beetles. Like, really into them. They are also very into me ;)
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