themugwitch
Blog Of A Crazy Weirdo
Everyone is my freaking senpai.... Will senpai notice me? Nope.((Tumblr wont give me friends)) Anyways, Im just a loser who is training to be a witch----- [ Art blog: Axsanity ] ----- [ Fandom blog: Xanderizafan ] [Witch blog: bewitched-axsanity] ]{Cover drawn by a friend & profile pic by Knotcho-libre}
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I don't think anyone could possibly be surprised at my new altar arrangement. #coffeewitch #witch #altar https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4mswEHQmw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vhsywqvq22qx
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Fucking adorable
I invented this new thing where I sing “Audrey runs around the table” while Audrey runs around the table, and now it’s all she wants to do.
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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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Im really sorry for this nsfw content I’m reblogging..... it’s so dirty I just can’t believe it. I’m surprised Tumblr hasn’t done anything about this
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This was painted by Tolkien
So:
✔ Tolkien created a world that becomes a part of our recent history and left a legacy that will surely endure till the end of time
✔ He spoke more than 10 languages
✔ He was a good matematician, too, because he created the Valian Years and the Years of the Trees, basing himself on very logical algorithms
✔ He was an accomplished Historian
✔ He was a Professor at Oxford
✔ He fought in WW1
✔ He was an accomplished artist
✔ He wrote poems and songs that make you sob
✔ He was a good singer (I listened to his interpretation of Namárië , so believe me)
✔ He was married to the love of his life and he died at the age of 82 just because he lost his wife
✔ He had four children who later worked to make sure that their father’s legacy would endure
✔ He denied that immortality was a blessing, but rather a burden and blessed the simple nature of humans, and claimed that death is not a Doom to humanity, but rather a path leading us to somewhere else.
✔ Though he wrote Elves, never did he imply that the immortal, beautiful Elves are better than humans. Because we, humans, are good just the way we are
This man was a god on Earth and deserves the world
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I just really love watching the swirling patterns while stirring hot cocoa #hotcocoa https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuMxHHH4VF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xqmhxgu0qtw6
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Take time to appreciate the small things. Like how this empty cup has a small frownie/sad face at the bottom, which reflects my sadness at having finished a delicious latte at Burgies and wanting more. I also just love the flow/design left over on the cup-- Its intriguing #coffee #coffeecup (at Burgie's Coffee & Tea Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btnu5bhn_Hn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17yg4zuek4czq
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Nothing like a late night coffee, listening to podcasts, and coming up with article ideas to start off the weekend. #coffee #leisuretime https://www.instagram.com/p/BtXJpYwH0kf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aedv2yrndqs1
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I WANT THEM
TAKE MY MONEY NOW
....wait I dont have money. Shit.
CURSES
The Pokemon Center released a new line of glass hangers featuring ghost Pokemon
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Im in love with my labradorite pendulum and sphere 💜 #labradorite #crystal #crystals #witch #witchcraft #crystalsareawitchsbestfriend #crystalwitch https://www.instagram.com/p/BshDdU8gXC0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xg6hyntenmpp
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THAT GIF IS ME
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
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Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.
To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
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The spread of the black death.
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This hot chocolate thing didnt work out (too much milk not enough chocolate) but it sure it fun and pretty stirring it #hotcocoa #drink https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6ncgAg9Kh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jp586sakphuh
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Tumblr is dead timeline. For those of you who just logged into the chaos, here's what went down.
Us: Hey staff, can you guys do something about the p0rn bots? Oh and we have a nazi problem
Staff: y’all hear somethin?
us: WE SAID HEY STAFF CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BOT EPIDEMIC
Staff: did someone ask for a rainbow font!
appstore:*deletes tumblr due to p0rnographic content *
staff We need to do something about this p0rn bot epidemic
Us: THANK YOU
Staff: Lets flag all female presenting nipples and anything flesh toned
Us: wait what
Staff: and anything remotely connected to sex
us: no wait
staff: and delete half our user base
staff: we’re so smart
staff: amazing plan
staff: hey why is no one using tumblr anymore
And thats what happened, RIP tumblr
#tumblr is comprised of idiots#honestly fuck tumblr#dumbass fucktards#I hope other media gets running after the spur of tumblr users looking for alternatives
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