Unpopular opinion:

People always argue that death is so final, but life is full of possibility. But I mean, according to whom? Literally no one knows what happens after death. Will I be reincarnated? Will I go to hell? Will I be stuck on Earth as a wayward spirit? Will nothing happen at all? You tell me which of those 2 is truly the option of possibilities.

My Mom: We do not have a victim mentality in this household!

Me: Yeah ok, although there are certain social issues surrounding disability -

Mom: Although it sucks that I can't leave the house because of you...

Me: Wait, what? I've told you so many times that I can be home alone.

Mom: it's the reason I have no friends!

Me: Before we moved in together, I was home alone all the time. You've also left me when you had doctor's appointments.

Mom: I'm such a victim of your disability!

Me:

Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out his head.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip, to nanny queen is wed.

Jump to the fence post. Running in the stall.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip, king of all.

Black Phillip when the whole family was accusing each other of witchcraft

The Witch (Robert Eggers, 2015)

Wouldst thou like to see the world? The Witch: A New-England Folktale (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

horror + in the woods

absolutely feral for giant female monsters

It’s ya girl Moder!

(Source)

It is a privilege to worship. You will kneel before it.

Moder from The Ritual

“[The creature is called] Moder in the novel. … It’s female. … I wanted to preserve my own experience of reading the book, wherein the creature’s design is somewhat shifting. Or at least you have competing ideas about what it might be. We dug into Norse mythology and discovered a Jötnar clan of giants that were known as shape-shifters and would sometimes present with combined human and animal qualities. It felt close enough to what Adam had imagined but gave us a little room to experiment. … I reached out to Keith Thompson, who I was a huge fan of, and was very fortunate to have him come on board. He experimented with those ideas and provided many different possibilities, as well as concepts for the decrepit parishioners, the effigy in the attic, and the hanging elk. It all tied together and told a visual story. The beast design we finally settled on was simply the one I couldn’t take my eyes off of. I think anyone who’s familiar with his work can tell through and through that this is one of his uncanny creations.” - David Bruckner

The Ritual (2017)

One of my closest friends: "The egg doesn't swim to the sperm, amirite?

Me: YAAAAS SIS YOU ARE SO RIGHT QUEEN!!!

Me when I see my crush, 2 seconds later: