domestic life with (wife) eivor would be such a dream :((
want want want want need need need NEED
since this is a lovely dream, let's pretend you have a house together in this economy (i know, a tad too far-fetched) 🥺
breakfast together curled up on the garden swing she built when it's warm, and with a big fluffy blanket when it's cold
dancing together in the kitchen while cleaning up after dinner
evenings cuddling on the sofa, Eivor resting her head on your lap, all but falling asleep as you massage circles into her head
your wedding pictures framed, placed in a shrine of sorts, surrounded by little trinkets you've collected together over the years
Eivor being super into gardening, so you take semi-regular trips to a local garden centre, and don't you even think about trying to help her lift that big bag of planting soil because it's heavy and dirty
every time you see each other after spending the day apart, she picks you up and twirls you in her arms with a soft kiss
matching wife-and-wife mugs
her getting grumpy whenever you go through airport security because she is extremely reluctant to take off her wedding band
home improvements are always a joint effort, even if sometimes she ends up doing most of the handiwork and you just bring her refreshments and give her kisses (she doesn't want you to get a splinter)
you are never touching a door handle if she can help it. ever.
bedtime rituals where you take care of each other's skin
and whenever your neighbours think of happy relationships, yours is the first that comes into mind, because your love for one another sings loud and clear 🥺
nonono but cowboy!kassandra anon is such a genius they got me thinking about a slowburn between cowboy!kass and milkmaid!reader...
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It starts with Kassandra being unapologetically vocal about liking what she sees. She offers to carry those heavy pails for you after a day under the beating sun - pails she'd be able to carry in one hand without breaking a sweat, if there wasn't a risk of the milk spilling over - and you thank her with a glass of sweet tea that evening.
Some weeks later, one of your cows does a runner. You're anxious about the poor thing's safety, but also, you're worried about the impact it will have on your trade. You can't afford another cow. Shakily, you confide in her, and despite her trip to your cattle ranch being arduous in the heat, she disregards her tiredness in the name of roping the runaway back in. The worry fading from your face and the kiss on the cheek you give her in thanks makes it all worth it.
Kassandra has never been one for the simple life, but over time, you help her discover an appreciation for it. She spends the night, sometimes. Helps you around the ranch, does some heavy lifting. Gives some disgruntled dairy traders a reason to think twice before opening their mouths. Alone, she'd be bored shitless, but you sweeten the deal.
You're grateful for the helping hands, and, well, they are lovely hands. It's hard to ignore the excited hammering of your heart against your chest in the leadup to her regular visits, or how it heightens tenfold when she asks to stay the night, sometimes several nights in a row. Or how both of your eyes linger for a few more seconds than appropriate on one another's bodies.
All you need is a catalyst: you ask for Kassandra to teach you how to tie a lasso, just in case one of your cows takes a second shot at freedom. She laughs that light, yet rich laugh of hers. "I'll be here to handle that, honey," she chuckles, but catches herself. "If I'm welcome to stay, that is." In her head, she has found a home at last. A home in your company, one that would move wherever the wind took you. But you allowing her to settle down beside you...that's quite the bold presumption.
Sorry I’ve been absent, I’ve been out here having my own Eivor/Randvi experience. Funny how a fandom can just start as a little obsession and then completely change your life. ❤️
I promise to not let Ubisoft write my ending though.
Boyfriend - Dove Cameron - Assassin's Creed Valhalla Fan Edit
I haven't posted any new content in a while so here I am making up for it. Enjoy!
“Technically she is Eivor's sister in law, but it was an arranged marriage and Randvi falls for Eivor and they are so good together. Eivor gets a better ending to her story if she waits until after Randvi and her brother divorce before she starts to romance Randvi though.”
Dedue propaganda:
“He is tall, he’s buff, he will protect you with his life. And he can cook. 10/10 husband!”
This is a very self indulgent project I’ve drawn with my friends with the only purpose of ‘I want to see a bunch of hot women in uniforms’ Plz don’t say anything about errors or mistakes 😂
You can find more art under the tag ‘ military au ’ in my blog (You can see under there👇)
A few days late but Happy Pride month! Regardless of whether you’re banging you’re way across Ancient Greece or not, I hope you are able to be yourself freely and happily. ❤️🧡💛💚💜💙